carl weather

nefarious

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i work for Lockheed Martin

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cinephiles would shit their pants if they ever found out about Rango

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day 2 of having a glass of milk every day #lactomania

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it's munch march, month of a thousand pussies

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anyone could be the next timmy thick these days

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@USTreasury can i hold 10 grand

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cracked the code on stereograms. expect big things soon

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i swear to god i saw a mister beast gay valentine's pic the cia photoshopped it before i could retweet it

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im gonna blow my head off in front of your offices

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens. https://t.co/16ctTPmmLp

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at the monger convention sat next to a fisherman and a general

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and somehow the doj is saying "nothing new to report it's an open investigation"

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angels walk amongst us

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every day i wake up thankful that fat bitches still exist 🙏

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if u slow down the playback speed it sounds like the screams of the damned

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

'The Tonight Show' welcomed NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani to cap Jimmy Fallon's run of "It's so cold..." jokes.

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inventing a cheese-based bullion that will revolutionize Mac and cheese forever

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no conversions for doctor carl weather this year babey

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if the bears win the superbowl ill convert to catholicism for a week

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still frame of millhouse, the simpsons, getting hit by an x-ray truck with impact explosion effect. bart watching

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if the bears win the superbowl ill convert to catholicism for a week

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i find the guy whos had every fruit hilarious and i wondered why isn't there a guy who has had every vegetable, but based on what my mom told me at 6 years old he's probably fighting crime with his super strength