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reluctantly nocturnal; lanky

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Does anyone else put their uncrustables on a coaster for the thaw?

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*Taco Bell is best
Enjoyed in a parking lot
Alone in the dark

*a haiku

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*Do you know how blessed
You are to live 5 minutes
From a Taco Bell

*a haiku

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@AmySilverberg How about a Juul but everywhere

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@Kait2lyn It’s the best whipped cream in the world

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I keep trying to eat chocolate to cure my dehydration but it’s not working

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Why do I keep trying to trick myself into vegetables

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@JasonIsbell I have two extra tix to the show at the Greek tonight if any of your other fans want them - free of charge!!

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@AmySilverberg Did you know I only listen to country music now

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My dad once had the hiccups for 3 weeks

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The best years of my life were spent wearing American Apparel

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@believekarolina @BuzzFeedNews My hero !

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One of my greatest joys in life is being the most under-dresser person in a room

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@poetastrologers Nightmare

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@peterawolf Oh I love this !!

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The greatest motivator in my life is a fountain diet coke

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@AmySilverberg Truly can’t imagine you writing a syllabus

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@rgay I take it off of the wall…

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Dinner seems alone