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[Count @count_qua]

Only a female would think like this 😂😂but hey 🤷🏾‍♂️

[🫩🦅🇵🇹. @Waywardboyy]

i love the fact that our board ain’t listening to the media.. you think they are stupid to have placed 39M on ederson if he’s bad ? you think you know more than them??

[304Logic @304Logic]

Their lame ass responses aren’t hitting cuz there is no equivalent for being so fucking stupid that you start a relationship with your rapist

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

You don't have money to buy iPhone

You don't have money to buy wig

But if your man buys them for you, you will suddenly have money to reciprocate

Armed robber

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Ndiaye €80m, Diomande €100m, Gordon €65m...
Just a reminder that Real Madrid bought prime Cristiano Ronaldo for €94m and Zinedine Zidane for €77m. The modern transfer market is an absolute scam. Average players costing generational money. Games gone.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Because they don’t have low self esteem about it?

[leonidas @onlyonekhalid_]

that nysc guy wey dey do contents with those children for tiktok go soon finish.
those children healing stage go too long.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Men can. People can't

[16 @Josh__IK]

Some men too funny, you go dey your first year of proper money, you go rush go marry 😂

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

For over 10 years, he struggled to make money. Through it all, his mother stayed by his side.

Now you met him 2 weeks ago and you think he should choose you financially over her?

My sister, go and hustle.

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

Southampton signed M.Fernandes for £18m
They go relegated and sold him to Westham for £42m+ 15% sell on clause

Yet some Man United fans expect Westham to sell him to Man United for £50m cos they got relegated.

It’s either delulu or Ignorance.

If we play hard ball at the end of the day Westham will get the money they want from another club and Man United won’t get the player they need.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

"I married my best friend"

Does your best friend know you once thought of cheating on them because they upgraded their iPhone but didn't upgrade yours?

[Enyinnaya @enyinna_]

For an attractive man to get beautiful women easily he must have a noticeable flaw, unless, he’ll appear perfect which would intimidate her ‘cos it forces her to improve. Women today detest improving. She needs you to have flaws that make her think she’s better and can fix you.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

You're dating your Gen Z girlfriend, & you invite her to your house.

Instead of her to bring along fruits, or branch the market to purchase food items that she would use to cook, she'll come with 2 G-strings, a black bra, kY-jelly, make up kits, phone, ringlight & tripod.

End.

[Ifeoluwa Aboyeji-Ogundeji @ifeaboyeji]

I do it 🤣🤣. Anytime my son acts weird, I call out Osun people 😅

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

Once you announce say you won marry......for 2minutes everywhere go first silent......instead of excitement they go dey pity am.

[Alonso 🇪🇸 @alonso_dm]

Todos los hombres son violadores en potencia. Salvo los violadores de verdad, que son buenas personas en potencia.

[4121 @muzangdab_10]

Boys man😂 this friend of mine got married last weekend, he hasn’t posted anything about the wedding, not himself nor the bride, guess who just posted Iraola?😂😂

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

the tiktok girlies are always at the scene of the crime. 'my odowgu paid in full', you'll be looking at the wedding video with confusion. is the odogwu in the room with us? 😭

[firdaus 🥀 @urbanmonnk]

it’s quite disturbing that something as basic as blocking your assaulter/harasser/r@pist is being treated as a moral dilemma. but that’s exactly what expect from left feminists.