J. S. Stanley

The more you cry, the less you'll pee.

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

HUNGRY FOR MORE. #RepDetroit

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

😤😤😤

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Hello, President Biden, it's Ron! May I please have some socialism?

[J. S. Stanley @grappler31]

@PryKnowsBall Pedro Phillips

[Todd Fuhrman @ToddFuhrman]

Tonight is a friendly reminder that in order to watch every NFL game this year you need

CBS
ESPN/ABC
NBC
Fox
Youtube TV
Peacock
Netflix
Amazon Prime

I miss cable

[Kyle Keegan @realKyleKeegan]

BREAKING: James Comer claims to have video surveillance footage of Tim Walz jaywalking in 1997. Hearings to follow.

[A.J. Delgado @AJDelgado13]

MAGA ON HUNTER BIDEN: "Evil" Piece of shit degenerate addict."

MAGA ON JD VANCE'S MOM: "Drug addiction is something we should embrace and understand."

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Fun fact about the debate:

It’s the first time the Secret Service has allowed a convicted felon to get this close to the President of the United States.

[J. S. Stanley @grappler31]

@wshingtontoday I don't give a rip what you call em, just win baby!

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Trump lost 40 house seats in his first midterm.

Obama lost 63

Clinton lost 52

Reagan lost 26

Carter lost 15

Biden’s house is a dead heat.

OUTSTANDING night for dems 💙💙

[Christiansburg Elementary School @CburgESCoyotes]

Mrs. Stanley’s science classes were so excited to observe the stages of the butterfly the last few weeks. Today, they sent the butterflies on their way! ❤️🦋

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

You never once suggested God placed Barack Obama where he was,
never publicly offered prayers for him and his family,
never willingly forgave him,
never made any effort to affirm his humanity or show the love of Jesus to him in any quantifiable measure.

https://t.co/5u8u1eFHFv

[J. S. Stanley @grappler31]

@Target

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Sister Jean K'ing Javy Baez.

[J. S. Stanley @grappler31]

@AdamParkhomenko

[J. S. Stanley @grappler31]

@RonFilipkowski Did he redact the contents of a messy diaper?

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Trump’s going down for a word he would struggle with on a teleprompter: Espionage. @GOP

[J. S. Stanley @grappler31]

@RpsAgainstTrump

[J. S. Stanley @grappler31]

@RpsAgainstTrump 20 years from now the memoir will be at yard sales and still overpriced at 5¢.

[J. S. Stanley @grappler31]

@OhNoAZomBee @RepSwalwell Gas prices so low Trump doesn't want to strangle his chauffeur.