Katherine H 

Snarky mom of four, pop culture junkie, indoorsy carbivore, ISTJ RBF, Kristen Bell's biggest fan

[Katherine H  @grass_stains]

As Rocky would say, “Amaze amaze amaze!!”

[People @people]

Dog Rescued 2 Hours After Being Blown Out to Sea in Inflatable Kayak by Strong Winds: Shocking Video https://t.co/hmQxwQBWCR

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Don’t understand why movies push the narrative that eating ice cream straight from the pint is a sad, pathetic act. I have only ever done it joyfully.

[Katherine H  @grass_stains]

@betchesluvthis Why does this look like West Wilson??

[Katherine H  @grass_stains]

Why do I keep seeing ads for 4th of July sweaters? WHERE DO YOU LIVE? The North Pole?

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

Anyone else always have to say “nice turn signal” every time a car is turning without one?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[Katherine H  @grass_stains]

@HooverPD Oh, and when you print a second run, there’s a typo in the second bullet. 👍🏻

[Katherine H  @grass_stains]

@HooverPD This is amazing! I’ll be picking one up for my autistic daughter, who is about to take her driver’s test. 💙💙💙

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7.

Stranger: I love your dress.

Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

[Katherine H  @grass_stains]

With a small tweak or two, this could be a headline about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills #RHOBH #HomelessNotToothless #IYKYK @Andy @BravoTV

[Boston Radio Watch®️ @bostonradio]

Happy “Headless Body In Topless Bar” Day, if you're observing it...

43 years ago today, April 15, 1983, the legendary NY Post managing editor, the late Vincent A. Musetto wrote the greatest headline of all time…

[Katherine H  @grass_stains]

@SamBrockNBC @NBCNightlyNews At that time of night the runways had to be largely clear … so many non-intersecting paths could have been taken. 🥺

[Katherine H  @grass_stains]

@SamBrockNBC Very cool!

[Katherine H  @grass_stains]

Niche but real

[jess @enchantedjess13]

me trying to win in catan except i just keep collecting wheat and nothing else

[Katherine H  @grass_stains]

Season finale of #RHOSLC is feeling a lot more like #Yellowjackets than I was prepared for 🤣

[Katherine H  @grass_stains]

Has anyone installed the latest iOS update on their iPhone? Lots of snazzy adds including phone call screening from unknown numbers where they have to audibly tell you who they are before the call is sent through to you. LIKE THEY’RE CALLING FROM JAIL. 🤣

[Katherine H  @grass_stains]

Eventually purple on Wordle will be “Four words that contain none of the letters on your screen and have no correlation to each other.”

[Katherine H  @grass_stains]

Blue wave emoji having a banner day 🌊🌊🌊

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Ladies, if he's:
• Possessive
• Confusing
• Never where he's supposed to be

...He's not your man. He's an apostrophe.

[Katherine H  @grass_stains]

If you have some news you need to share but really want it buried deep in the news cycle, IT IS YOUR TIME

[Katherine H  @grass_stains]

The Nanny walked so Paige Desorbo could run. #fashion