Kim “Selhurst” Park

North Korea’s No. 1 supporter of Crystal Palace. Homophobe, transphobe, vinylphobe.

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@lowlandsapien I read the wikipedia page on cannibalism. I'm ashamed to admit it, but my mouth did start watering.

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@MildCuthbert @cormac_mccafe69 Not a thinker.

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@strong_side_24 @Handre Exactly.

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@shhhbreslin Someone suggested dwarf goalkeepers for extra time.

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@davidkurten @RosieM1276203 No fun.

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@linmeitalks Of course. I do.

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@LordIanAustin Merkelated.

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@FlashForFreedom I'll take Heddy then, but happy to share and swap.

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@DebsValidation @heythatsmeash “Gnohtess” is pretty avant-garde.

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@Linahuaa You've made some excellent points, but I think “faggots” was a bit harsh.

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@nytimes @TheAthleticFC I'd like to see extra time played with goalkeepers who are dwarfs. But these shouldn't count towards the normal bench. They would have special seats.

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@MarkDiStef Indeed.

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@RedhouseRocker @DrGuitar You need to go Walkabout.

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@TrollFootball This was a funny post.

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@mtaibbi That Oblomov novel was really good. Can't for the life of me recall the author.

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@JillMarinelli1 Karl better watch out, or he'll be flicked with a bandana.

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@realMaalouf This should have been countered with a hand-chopping gesture. Pity the Netherlands failed to score again.

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@MyAsiofreeID @RobbieBarwick Exactly. At least with coal we know that carbon is perfectly recyclable.

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@ReallyJeffed @RobbieBarwick Exactly. We have the coal. We don't need the uranium.

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@BillWiIdin Who reads? I just post images of my ever-changing themed shelves on Instagram. It's worth it for the likes.

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@TruthFairy131 Your lease was only ever temporary.