garce

in the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

[garce @grasscang]

@ceals3 Iykyk

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There is NOTHING more humbling than getting a cold sore

[garce @grasscang]

Throwback to when my mom read my sisters diary (which was really just a detailed account of everything I did) and then asked her follow-up questions

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Just watched the most disappointing 5 minute craft

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Get a load of this!

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I can’t believe I reached the age where i’m older than Leonardo DiCaprios new gf

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My prediction for 2023 is that Pete Davidson will date milly bobby brown

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I make this face a lot https://t.co/r6ig5BHRu6

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@ceals3 I made a rap about hitler invading Poland to the tune of Katy Perry’s Dark Horse

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Her tongue was like that the whole three hours we were there

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My mom and I were at the vet and there was this stray cat and we asked if they took care of it and the receptionist replies, “yeah that’s hitler. It’s a girl though”

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Which dad in mamma Mia are you? I’m sam for sure

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Talking about screaming children on planes

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Like what did she do

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I think I’d really like being a twin

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drinking water is good until you have to piss every 20 mins

[garce @grasscang]

Still thinking about Diana Pagoda, JPs hamster that escaped never to be seen again while she and her cage served as the centerpiece for our dinner party :(