Best Nas song of all time, but you’re NOT allowed to say:
“NY State of Mind”
“The World Is Yours”
“One Mic”
“Nas Is Coming”
“Life’s a Bitch”
“Memory Lane (Sittin’ in da Park)”
“Represent”
“Ether”
What’s your pick?
This is poor execution of hazing strategy. 30 18-year-old men should be utilized to achieve the following during rush:
- Extensive sale of blood plasma: 30 x $100 per 2 donations is $3,000. With a chain of referrals, this increase to $6,000. Through the entire pledging process, this can easily break $15,000.
- Chain of referrals to SoFi and other Fintechs, earning $200+ each time. This adds at least another $6,000.
- Open Sector 8 (the gym): You will bench, squat, sprint, drag, and carry. Being a man means being bold and willing to fight through pain.
- Gauntlet of online surveys: don’t stop until you’re numb (+$500). This is an endurance challenge.
- Skills testing: Tap a keg, shotgun a beer without spilling, change oil, get a phone number by talking to a girl irl without sweating
Take all monetary gains and put it into a slush fund and pay for all expenses for the fraternity throughout the semester.
Having dudes bask in mayonnaise in a basement is the work of a rookie pledge master.