Sunshine

fuck rootbeer

[Sunshine @grassfedgrass]

You’re lying for attention

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“Damn girl, you shit with that ass?”

No. I have a colostomy bag.

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Is it still gay if I’m homophobic?

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Thoughts on eating snow?

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How many millions of dollars do you think has accumulated on the ground in spare change?? There’s a lot of nickles just floating around out there man, I probably wouldn’t even need a job if I traveled the country picking up loose change.

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@grillbates I got my bananas on the side of the road

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oh my god I seriously can’t believe it’s NOT butter

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You’re my 𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍 cousin ❤️

[Sunshine @grassfedgrass]

Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally. She just got out out of rehab so she’s a little sporadic.

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Ew! You have cooties!

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@TopShelfDead 𝒘𝒚𝒅 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒚 𝒑𝒊𝒆 if you ignore me I’ll tell all my fans to dox you 💜

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@grillbates I have more followers than you

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“Hold your horses”

“Do you know how fucking heavy horses are?”

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Not the sharpest lightbulb in the shed

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Macklemores real name is Benjamin