Brad Howell

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Jimmy Kimmel is a national treasure. 😂

Jimmy infiltrated the cabinet suck-up session and praises Trump's magnificent man teets.

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

We are being robbed blind.

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

This really touched me.
Don’t rush past the moment
be in it.
Savor it.
Honor it.
Love the people in it.
Because time plays tricks on us 
the minutes feel long…
but the years disappear.
So open your heart and your eyes.
See the beauty in broken places.
Find the light in the shadows.
See the perfection in imperfection
the wonder in the ordinary.
Anchor yourself in something deeper than time.
Know this:
Moments may pass…
but love can endure.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Remember when their favorite podcaster said "If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, boy, I hope he’s qualified."

Yeah Charlie….he’s pretty damn qualified!

[Josh Kraushaar @JoshKraushaar]

Ben Sasse: "What’s really happening is these superdevices in our pockets — the largest tools any median individual’s ever had access to in all of human history — allow our consciousness to leave the time and place where we actually live, the places where we break bread, the people who are living next door to us, the people that you can physically touch and hug, the small platoons of real community, and we allow our consciousness to go really far away"

[Dave Ryder 🌊💙🌎❄🏳️‍🌈 @daveryder]

Somebody pointed out that those are Strawberry Shortcake pillowcases and my brain just short-circuited 😲

He's laying on a little girl's bed 😡

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

It’s important that you understand what happened last night.

Last night, Stephen Colbert interviewed Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico, a candidate who, by all accounts, is on track in the polls to flip Texas blue.

In response, Trump’s FCC reportedly threatened CBS if the interview aired.

CBS caved and pulled the segment, citing “financial reasons.”

In modern American history, no president has been more hostile to free speech than Donald Trump.

But censorship always backfires.

Here’s the full segment Trump didn’t want you to see.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Listen folks, Pam Bondi was Attorney General of Florida from 2011 to 2019 so she's been covering up Epstein's crimes for a loooooong-ass time

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

🤡🤡🤡

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Trump pardoned this January 6th rioter who dumped chemical on Capitol Police

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Respect 💪

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

If you’re angry about the Minnesota day care fraud, the case below will really upset you.

Philip Esformes ran a massive nursing-home fraud scheme, bribing doctors to funnel patients and billing Medicare for unnecessary services for $1.2B.

He was pardoned by Trump in 2020.

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Donald Trump, meet Donald Trump.

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

A former Fox News host, who paid a settlement to avoid a sexual assault case, is Secretary of the Department of Defense.

The former head of World Wrestling Entertainment, who is accused of covering up the sexual abuse of minors, is over the Department of Education.

A former heroin addict, who is accused of sexual assault by a former family babysitter, is over the Department of Health & Human Services.

A 34 time convicted felon and adjudicated rapist, who has been accused of sexual assault by 26 women, is president of the United States.

When unqualified, morally bereft, white people occupy the highest positions in our government, y’all need to shut up about Black people and DEI.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

As accurate a description of Donald Trump as you will ever see

[WLOS @WLOS_13]

The Small Business Infrastructure Grant Program aims to financially assist small businesses in their continuous recovery from Hurricane Helene. https://t.co/fmf7MpBu4f

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Oh my god. This was one of the best SNL sketches I’ve ever seen.

The White POTUS.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

There is a 0.0% chance he wrote this one.