Evan Phishdawg

"There are many harsh lessons to be learned from the gambling experience, but the harshest one of all is the difference between having fun and being smart"-HST

[Doug Wanoy @festive2018]

@jemelehill Love me some Wu Tang. Still play Wu-Tang Forever every day when Uber driving. Most of my pax hate it. Saw them at least 20 times.

[Evan Phishdawg @gratefulregalia]

@ohiotate He was doing psychedelics in mexico. Chill.

[Evan Phishdawg @gratefulregalia]

@VivaLaStool @StoolMintzy @wake_up_mintzy @barstoolsports @BarstoolYak This video would be gold if someone blurred his tits

[Evan Phishdawg @gratefulregalia]

@MeganMakinMoney @PardonMyTake Mustve never tuned into the sitdown

[Evan Phishdawg @gratefulregalia]

@TBob53 Help this man @BarstoolNate

[Mintzy @StoolMintzy]

It is @BizNasty2point0’s world & we are all just lucky to live in it

[Evan Phishdawg @gratefulregalia]

@ohiotate Fake news. Mintzy don’t brush.

[Evan Phishdawg @gratefulregalia]

@C_Reilly5 @Jerrythekid21 Gtfo Chris

[Evan Phishdawg @gratefulregalia]

@ohiotate @RiggsBarstool Aint no party like a Mintzy party 🙌

[Evan Phishdawg @gratefulregalia]

@AGarringer @ohiotate @RiggsBarstool Are you retarded, Adam?

[Mintzy @StoolMintzy]

We have a confirmation that @BizNasty2point0 will be making an appearance @BarstoolAZ tonight!

[Evan Phishdawg @gratefulregalia]

@Boss_Aleeyu Merry Christmas, Boss!

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Today is Columbus Day, which means we need to recognize two great men born in the USA

Christopher Columbus invented America, but Ben Franklin is the man who perfected it during his presidency and made us the oldest and greatest country on earth

Thank you, sirs. We miss you

[Evan Phishdawg @gratefulregalia]

@BarstoolBigCat Down bad

[Evan Phishdawg @gratefulregalia]

@RealJamesWoods Sir, that is a camera

[Evan Phishdawg @gratefulregalia]

@PardonMyMeme God, i miss Billy Football

[Evan Phishdawg @gratefulregalia]

@lyssssnicole Hell yeah. Dudes rock

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

At Hardee’s this morning I refused to pay the sales tax. The teenage cashier asked why, and I explained to him that the federal government is shut down. He started to argue so I pulled out my notary stamp, used a pen to strike the sales tax off the receipt, and then notarized it

I received a standing ovation