Tweets From Gisele

for the fellas

[Tweets From Gisele @gratzmr]

The recipe calls for minced retard, and I’ve never been in the business of skimping

[Tweets From Gisele @gratzmr]

@workreps Wait till Kageos sees the over the pants, pants beer

[Tweets From Gisele @gratzmr]

Fumbled the soap and caught it, not today Netanyahu

[Tweets From Gisele @gratzmr]

@k4g03s

[Tweets From Gisele @gratzmr]

I just got Na Na’d and referred to as Poopy. Don’t know that, I’ll be able to recover from this

[Hunter Brody @Brodes81]

This should be on pornhub.

#Flyers #LetsGoFlyers

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

THE POPE HAS BLESSED THE PHILADELPHIA FLYERS 🙏

FLYERS FEVER IS SWEEPING THE WORLD

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

it's me and my back pain against the world

[Tweets From Gisele @gratzmr]

I wasn’t gonna drink this weekend, but the geriatric Red Panda at the Philadelphia Zoo died today💔

[Tweets From Gisele @gratzmr]

I’ve done a phenomenal job establishing myself as the “Toss apple in the air and catch it while walking back to seat” guy at my office

Hold that thought…Kenny Loggins

[Tweets From Gisele @gratzmr]

I’m unfuckwithable rn

[Tweets From Gisele @gratzmr]

Neighbor just asked 🦊 what we are doing to our lawn. I am so fuckng back. Unreal for the ego

[Tweets From Gisele @gratzmr]

@GaryMcCorkle1 what are we gonna do about this

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Cmon @Spotify, no Lionel Ritchie in the office please

[Tweets From Gisele @gratzmr]

Stawp, you flatter me☺️

[Tweets From Gisele @gratzmr]

Coming up with a new password every 3 months was not part of the job description…

[Tweets From Gisele @gratzmr]

I just wanna step out to Angelucci’s for my coffee beans

[Tweets From Gisele @gratzmr]

@donnybergers Gaylord is getting tired of English nuffins @ThomasBreakfast

[Tweets From Gisele @gratzmr]

Boss just told me I can have off this weekend

(they don’t even have anymore of my time and I’m scheduled on another job)

[Tweets From Gisele @gratzmr]

Since my neighbors child has taken up aggressively crying throughout the day, I’ve decided to start getting really into my hallway mini hoop to fight fire with fire