jam

8teen . fan of doom and gloom. professional in matters concerning the unnatural world 🧙‍♂️

[jam @grave_jam]

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[serpy @chefmaeda]

My name is 𝙇𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙚 𝘾𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙬.

[𝔐𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hicksinferno]

Incel Primus be like my name is chud

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

my hounds are sharp and cool. don’t bark nor do they drool. your hounds are old and strange. they’ve fleas atop their mange!

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

(swinging my petard around) some other fucker is getting hoisted by this

[the Don Quixote of the ICU @shortcuts2hell]

She thinks she missed the train to mars...she's out back spitting bars

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

*unknown green fluid pouring out of my eyes and ears* It be ya own homies

[Errai @errai]

Hey, how's it going? [the desert wind keeps howling] Does anyone know how it's going

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

I had a recurring fantasy that I would save my entire high school from terrorists via horse archery

[basil @blis5ful]

we get high we get fat

[Groby @groby5000000]

Lost in the caves again #mossfordinner

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

[arrogantly, pompously and smugly] I’m a loser who sucks

[beck♨️ @beckgoogle]

Am I imagining things or is this like the plugg sound effect

[rom(ulus)🐜 @castourcares]

Dragon

[Cranny Boy @cranny__boy]

By age 33 you should be completely inept, dumb ass , can't open up, falling a lot, tripping on shoelaces, forget to tie shoes, start wearing velcro shoes, trip on other crap, fall and hit face on pavement, blood everywhere, bleeding face

[Groby @groby5000000]

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

[William Butt Fuckley @chodicular]

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit

[bruno 🎠 @cisnevallee]

chill outtt

[bobby @bobbyonmain]

that heat stroke and alcohol combo that got you walking around the apartment like roger the alien