Ahem, we did not receive any formal notification or permission for this event so will be investigating.
I can only presume this is why Officer Robertson, your licencing officer, has brought in the mass amount of ice cream and cakes recently? Nice try! (The cakes were nice though)
@DeliverooHelp Hello Deliveroo, our order is still showing Kevin on his way to us. He's currently tracking in the middle of Sarajevo in Bosnia. I rang him and he told me he quit!
I'm going to presume he's not coming. We ended up sharing a Pot Noodle between us in the end #survival#beargrylls
Hello @DeliverooHelp. We've put the wrong address on our large lunch order from @BurgerKing - somehow our rider 'Kevin' is on his way to Colchester and not sure what to do?? We know the crossing can be really pricey so don't want to have to pay for the @DartCharge unnecessarily
@lmacdougall93@HighwaysSEAST Hi Lauren. Thank you for your concern. We've been on strike due to Carol's Annual Leave being declined so we've only just got back!
Graham got home about 6 hours later. Once he got through this he come across some aggressive canadian geese in the live lane of the A2! Bless him.
Hello @HighwaysSEAST - any idea when the Londonbound carriageway of the M2 is going to open? Been closed for a while now and our night staff are trying to get home. Appreciate your hard work.
@Keepfitters #Cascades leisure centre has been the epicenter of weekend entertainment and weekday anti-social behaviour. Pop down, dip your toe in while experienced and skilled lifeguards will look out for you and your friends. That's first class safety #heswatchingsomethingelse
Our hackey licence team have been throwing permits out the window at passing drivers. One landed on Stef's window who is now a driver for Saturn Taxi's. First class company name (out of this world, get it?), second class drivers. #SaturnTaxis#howdidhegetupthere?
According to @Kent_Online, we're all fat in Gravesend. To be honest, I don't disagree.
TOP TIP - Don't end up eating yourself to death. It put's a massive strain on @KRPC_SECAmb resources but also their backs when they have to pick you up! #eatasalad
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We encourage our youths to remain active, making available use of all facilities in Gravesend. Here is Paul and Ryan letting off some steam on the A2. #fitnessinthefastlane
The @KRPC_KFRS play an important role in our community in working hard to try and prevent us from setting ourselves on fire, as well as rescuing cats and putting out active fires. Here you can see they are working hard to stop this fire spreading #emergencyservices#team999
@HighwaysSEAST Graham is still stuck trying to get home. He's got to open up the public toilets in the morning and still stuck behind the balls incident near Strood. Any update????
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Clearly @jimmycarr should have come to perform at Gravesend. Much more exciting and at least people would be able to afford to go (no offence #chatham).
Not sure what's going on in town @kentpolicegrav ??
Our Civil Enforcement Officer is on his way to earn some commision, just so you know. We did try and stop him but he's got targets to meet apparently.
@DeliverooHelp Don't worry about our last tweet. One of our Senior Professional Hygine and Safety Inspectors visited a mobile kebab van and picked up an order with 80% off! As it happens, we gave it 5 out of 5 on #ScoresOnTheDoors while we were there. Deliveroo order cancelled!
Our Creative Art Teams have secured some help from @CementFields in spicing up Gravesend with some new art work. Our HR team think the name resembles a fancy name for an empty car park? What's your thoughts? #everyonelovesafancycarpark