Graveshed Council

Updates from the finest Gravesham Council - @KentRPC - Fictional Account - No affiliation with real organisations.

[Graveshed Council @graveshedbc]

Ahem, we did not receive any formal notification or permission for this event so will be investigating.
I can only presume this is why Officer Robertson, your licencing officer, has brought in the mass amount of ice cream and cakes recently? Nice try! (The cakes were nice though)

[Graveshed Council @graveshedbc]

@DeliverooHelp Hello Deliveroo, our order is still showing Kevin on his way to us. He's currently tracking in the middle of Sarajevo in Bosnia. I rang him and he told me he quit!
I'm going to presume he's not coming. We ended up sharing a Pot Noodle between us in the end #survival #beargrylls

[Graveshed Council @graveshedbc]

Hello @DeliverooHelp. We've put the wrong address on our large lunch order from @BurgerKing - somehow our rider 'Kevin' is on his way to Colchester and not sure what to do?? We know the crossing can be really pricey so don't want to have to pay for the @DartCharge unnecessarily

[Graveshed Council @graveshedbc]

@lmacdougall93 @HighwaysSEAST Hi Lauren. Thank you for your concern. We've been on strike due to Carol's Annual Leave being declined so we've only just got back!
Graham got home about 6 hours later. Once he got through this he come across some aggressive canadian geese in the live lane of the A2! Bless him.

[Graveshed Council @graveshedbc]

Hello @HighwaysSEAST - any idea when the Londonbound carriageway of the M2 is going to open? Been closed for a while now and our night staff are trying to get home. Appreciate your hard work.

[Graveshed Council @graveshedbc]

Morning G's. Sandra here reppin' the Gravesham Town Hall. Pop in and say hi and if the weather is nice maybe bring me a Calippo??

[Graveshed Council @graveshedbc]

We're aware of some reports of bandages, sterile wrappers and kitkat wrappers being left behind by the emergency services at this location today.
A bill to pay for the clean up has been sent to @SECAmbulance and @kentpolicegrav @KRPC_SECAmb @KRPC_LPT
#SavingTheTaxPayerMoney

[Graveshed Council @graveshedbc]

@Keepfitters #Cascades leisure centre has been the epicenter of weekend entertainment and weekday anti-social behaviour. Pop down, dip your toe in while experienced and skilled lifeguards will look out for you and your friends. That's first class safety #heswatchingsomethingelse

[Graveshed Council @graveshedbc]

Our hackey licence team have been throwing permits out the window at passing drivers. One landed on Stef's window who is now a driver for Saturn Taxi's. First class company name (out of this world, get it?), second class drivers. #SaturnTaxis #howdidhegetupthere?

[Graveshed Council @graveshedbc]

According to @Kent_Online, we're all fat in Gravesend. To be honest, I don't disagree.
TOP TIP - Don't end up eating yourself to death. It put's a massive strain on @KRPC_SECAmb resources but also their backs when they have to pick you up! #eatasalad

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[Graveshed Council @graveshedbc]

Mrs Thornhill keeping on top of speeding motorists in #Meopham. Do you have what it takes to threaten motorists to slow down as part of the Kent's #CommunitySpeedwatch team? Full training provided, including self-defence! #slowthehelldown #notinmyvillage #whereisdaisygoing

[Graveshed Council @graveshedbc]

We encourage our youths to remain active, making available use of all facilities in Gravesend. Here is Paul and Ryan letting off some steam on the A2. #fitnessinthefastlane

[Graveshed Council @graveshedbc]

The @KRPC_KFRS play an important role in our community in working hard to try and prevent us from setting ourselves on fire, as well as rescuing cats and putting out active fires. Here you can see they are working hard to stop this fire spreading #emergencyservices #team999

[Graveshed Council @graveshedbc]

@HighwaysSEAST @kentpoliceroads would have cleared this in 2 minutes!

[Graveshed Council @graveshedbc]

@HighwaysSEAST Graham is still stuck trying to get home. He's got to open up the public toilets in the morning and still stuck behind the balls incident near Strood. Any update????

[Graveshed Council @graveshedbc]

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Clearly @jimmycarr should have come to perform at Gravesend. Much more exciting and at least people would be able to afford to go (no offence #chatham).

[Graveshed Council @graveshedbc]

Not sure what's going on in town @kentpolicegrav ??
Our Civil Enforcement Officer is on his way to earn some commision, just so you know. We did try and stop him but he's got targets to meet apparently.

[Graveshed Council @graveshedbc]

@DeliverooHelp Don't worry about our last tweet. One of our Senior Professional Hygine and Safety Inspectors visited a mobile kebab van and picked up an order with 80% off! As it happens, we gave it 5 out of 5 on #ScoresOnTheDoors while we were there. Deliveroo order cancelled!

[Graveshed Council @graveshedbc]

Our Creative Art Teams have secured some help from @CementFields in spicing up Gravesend with some new art work. Our HR team think the name resembles a fancy name for an empty car park? What's your thoughts? #everyonelovesafancycarpark