Gray Schierholt

Tiny Twig on the shoulders of a mighty stream.

[Gray Schierholt @Gray815]

I don’t know what HD is but my doctor says I have 80 of them.

[Gray Schierholt @Gray815]

We all wanna see a Bengals win. Who Dey? Definitely not the Raiders

[Gray Schierholt @Gray815]

@EmoriaWeidner Yes! Everything is great! I was in improv class and my teacher said ‘you can’t write that line, it can only come from improv’

[Gray Schierholt @Gray815]

@jenniewebbsite @theatricum @botseedlings @ChaseWhatFlies @dramatikJK @FrankRWeidner @megawomen @talyas713 @LoungeThtr Thanks for coming out and for your support! It’s been a fun, merry ride!

[Gray Schierholt @Gray815]

@gracieface92 Drink coffee.

[Gray Schierholt @Gray815]

“We were wolves once. Wild and wary. Then we noticed you had sofas.” #dogs #GreatIndoors

[Gray Schierholt @Gray815]

@gracieface92 @epzimprov I’m pretty sure we filled enough times to where it was technically a ‘fire hazard’

[Gray Schierholt @Gray815]

@gracieface92 "AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT"

[Gray Schierholt @Gray815]

@gracieface92 What was it this time? Finally Bowl a 300?

[Gray Schierholt @Gray815]

I think there's a curse on my car. #AutoProblems #Witchcraft

[Gray Schierholt @Gray815]

Sarcasm does not read well via text.

[Gray Schierholt @Gray815]

@Lin_Manuel #HatsOff

[Gray Schierholt @Gray815]

@Lin_Manuel I've spent the past 300 days trying to avoid Hamilton music, interviews, even cast names. I saw it on Friday and was blown away!

[Gray Schierholt @Gray815]

This guy in the #TacoBell drive-thru is eating a cheeseburger. #MakeUpYourMind

[Gray Schierholt @Gray815]

I always win, because I'm the human. #TinyDog

[Gray Schierholt @Gray815]

Somebody turn off the rain, we're wasting all the water. #California #draught #TheSkiesHaveOpened

[Gray Schierholt @Gray815]

I hope these next three #StarWars is as good as 4, 5, & 6. That's the world I want to live in. #StarWarsTheForceAwakens #WhoShotFirst

[Gray Schierholt @Gray815]

@gracieface92 twins reunited.

[Gray Schierholt @Gray815]

There's always a bigger fish. #StarWarsPhantomMenace

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

A Christmas Carrie #RuinAChristmasMovie @midnight