Megan Ruble

Actor, Singer, Pirate.

[Megan Ruble @megawomen]

I want pizza.

[Megan Ruble @megawomen]

Oh.

[Paul Anthony Jones @paulanthjones]

How your email finds me

[Megan Ruble @megawomen]

I keep hearing people complaining about Twitter. But mine still has the 🐦 and is still 90% #ourflagmeansdeath content. So, I clearly have gamed the system. It’s not cause I won’t update the app. Nooooo

[Megan Ruble @megawomen]

@RobertArtAngell Done.

[Megan Ruble @megawomen]

@RobertArtAngell I can put on a wig and sing it for you.

[Megan Ruble @megawomen]

@andrewjperez Ah yes. The trinity.

[Megan Ruble @megawomen]

@RobertArtAngell @luxlazuli She’ll solve it so fast. She won’t come up with the correct solution, but it’ll be a damn good time

[shiv roy’s maid of honor @sondheimite]

when you think about it, hello dolly and sweeney todd are both about returning to a restaurant you haven’t been to in a while

[Megan Ruble @megawomen]

@RobertArtAngell My other friend just recommended this too!!

[Megan Ruble @megawomen]

Me trying to survive this Monday ⬇️

[Megan Ruble @megawomen]

I have spent the expected amount of time giggling at weeewhoo wagon.
Meaning I haven’t stopped since reading this

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Okay, let's review.

Venomous = You GET BIT by something, you might get to ride in the weeewhoo wagon (🚑)

Posionous = YOU BITE something, you might get to ride in the weeewhoo wagon (🚑)

Hope this helps.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

he waited until we were at the altar to publicly accuse me of cheating so I faked my death but then he felt bad when I was proven innocent and agreed to marry my cousin who was actually me in disguise

[Megan Ruble @megawomen]

It just gets better as it goes on…

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

This is a modern day renaissance painting come to life

[Megan Ruble @megawomen]

Someone tell @rhysiedarby and @TaikaWaititi that we did bar Shakespeare dressed as Ed & Stede. I feel like they’d appreciate that.
#OurFlagMeansDeath #ourflagmeansshakespeare #barshakespeare #riotshakes

[Megan Ruble @megawomen]

@RobertArtAngell A SOLID favorite

[Megan Ruble @megawomen]

My friends and I texting each other…

[trash jones @jzux]

you ever want to do everything so badly you end up doing nothing

[Megan Ruble @megawomen]

@RobertArtAngell Ok that was FAST.

[Megan Ruble @megawomen]

Well… you did. Thank you @JamesGunn ❤️
Also, was it just in my head ‘cause of the day or were there a ton of Star Wars references in Vol. 3…
Either way it made me happy.

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

11 years ago I had a meeting with Marvel Studios about the possibility of doing a Guardians of the Galaxy movie. I remember driving home & thinking I didn't want to make a movie LIKE Star Wars, but a movie that made people FEEL like Star Wars made me feel as a kid. Outlandish characters, extraordinary locations, a space opera with a touch of magic filled with heart. Thank you, Star Wars, for inspiring me, & how appropriate that the third part of our trilogy is playing in theaters all across the world tonight on May the 4th. #MayThe4thBeWithYou #GotGVol3

[Megan Ruble @megawomen]

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