sam c

im a married man

[campbell g @rodeoman]

*ten minutes into little women*

me, whispering to sister: these women seem normal height

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

im gonna tell me kids they were the avengers

[Hank Smith @hankrsmith]

When the adversary reminds you of your past, turn all your attention to the light and power of the Atonement of Jesus Christ. That will cast all the darkness where it belongs, behind you.

[Michael Tannenbaum @iamTannenbaum]

DOCTOR: How would you describe your anxiety?

ME:

https://t.co/pLdk98tzax

[RAD.Z @Papa_Radzi]

You might think he is cute now, but wait till he learns kung fu and comes for the dragon scroll

[david @_elvishpresley_]

me: do you have a favorite book

her: 1984

me: that’s too many

[maybe: clare @clur19]

GAGA RUN DONT WALK

[sam c @gray_40]

When I was 13 I went to the UCLA softball camp & keep thinking what if I CAUGHT for Rachel Garcia. Ma’am were u there?????? Can I brag????

[chlo ▯ (Taylors Version) @Idchlo]

I had to watch this so u all have to too

[maura @mauriokart]

Jonas brothers: announce tour dates
All of our shopping carts:

[gabs @GabrielleMcKeon]

🚨END GAME SPOILER AHEAD🚨

I cannot believe the Volturi from twilight defeated Thanos. I did not see that coming!

[Barrett Luci @damnbluci]

I lost my car chapstick and now my book bag chapstick is in my room and my room chapstick is in my car and my whole life is outta wack

[sam c @gray_40]

I’m a mommy!!!! We b a family now #jane

[sam c @gray_40]

@TomoyaAverett Is that my husbands car

[katie clawson @katieclawson9]

my best friend got married yesterday and i couldn’t be more proud <3 congratulations mitch & sam clawson!💍💛

[Jack Black @jackblack]

Nachoooooooooooo!!

[wesley dashner @wesleydashner]

Which show is better?