Covid Cowboy (PARODY)

sex haver

[Covid Cowboy (PARODY) @graycipher]

we need a 35 year old president. a president who wore silly bands and watched zoey 101

[Covid Cowboy (PARODY) @graycipher]

if jesus came back i would k*ll him again so we could have TWO good fridays.

[Covid Cowboy (PARODY) @graycipher]

just found out what Good Friday means. im no christian but that shit kinda sounds like the worst friday ever

[Covid Cowboy (PARODY) @graycipher]

@trev_sim

[Covid Cowboy (PARODY) @graycipher]

if i was a girl i would be on my period all the time. those boobs are awesome😳

[Covid Cowboy (PARODY) @graycipher]

@trev_sim this is a safe space!!

[Covid Cowboy (PARODY) @graycipher]

the IRS is here to collect the Horny Tax.
we’re losing the house:(

[Covid Cowboy (PARODY) @graycipher]

ive thrown away like 4 of these

[Andie @Andie_bou]

someone in the neighborhood put a painted rock on our patio and a note that said post it to fb and hide it somewhere else in the neighborhood. Great now i gotta be responsible for this rock

[Covid Cowboy (PARODY) @graycipher]

feeling downright jolly rn

[Covid Cowboy (PARODY) @graycipher]

yall think john f kennedy was bricked up when marilyn monroe sang him happy birthday?

[Covid Cowboy (PARODY) @graycipher]

yall scared to eat a hotdog cuz its “gay” but i seen some of yall double fisting boudin links at the mardi gras parades

[Covid Cowboy (PARODY) @graycipher]

@lancetharapper AI voice-over Kamala Harris JOI

[Covid Cowboy (PARODY) @graycipher]

why do i think its so hot the way kamala harris says “do not cum” ???

[Covid Cowboy (PARODY) @graycipher]

@ovxrruled IT’S MUCH WORSE THAN THAT

[Covid Cowboy (PARODY) @graycipher]

you’re telling me a SHRIMp FRIED THIS RICE?!!!
AHHHHAAhhaHhAhhHahaha!!

YOU’re TELLIJG ME A C R A B RAN THIS GOON?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y O U ‘ R E T E L L I NG M E A

[Covid Cowboy (PARODY) @graycipher]

@kaileyalycee name one (1) penguin u like

[Covid Cowboy (PARODY) @graycipher]

@ovxrruled @kaileyalycee solid answer from kevin

[miss kay @kaileyalycee]

did the "name a woman" trend with gray. why did he say regina george 😭

[Covid Cowboy (PARODY) @graycipher]

@foolnumber1 @7liwa7louwa @lancetharapper @kyleshush im learning so much!

[Covid Cowboy (PARODY) @graycipher]

this is easily going to be the grossest thing ive ever put forth into the online community, as im very much NOT one to talk about bowel movements, but do you guys be spreading your cheeks to wipe??