Grayden Tavendale

Ignore my nonsense - I don’t even remember posting these things

[Grayden Tavendale @graydentav]

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Garlic is pineapple onion

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I’d like to think meese go moo

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Buying tomatoes will bankrupt me before the end of winter

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Just your yearly reminder that macaroni is the worst pasta :)

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I fear for my life every time I forget which way the coffee machine steam wand is meant to turn

[Grayden Tavendale @graydentav]

Vegebles

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We need to invent a standing car to go with the standing desk

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I’m waiting for onion milk to become a thing

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Supposedly it’s upwards of 30° inside

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It’s so unbelievably hot at work that as soon as it started raining, I had to stand in it, Andy Defresne style, to cool off. Too bad I can’t do it all day

[Grayden Tavendale @graydentav]

@grandayy Did you really believe that?

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If someone turned to me and told me America wasn’t real, I’d 100% believe them

[Grayden Tavendale @graydentav]

I’m not surprised, just disappointed

[Grayden Tavendale @graydentav]

beans

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Ducks meowing

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Imagine going to a cafe and the first thing you smell isn't coffee, it's Lynx Africa

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I'm starting to think that I might bleed coffee

[Grayden Tavendale @graydentav]

If I feel bad in any way, the answer is in wither if these two questions:

"Have I had too much coffee?"

"Have I not had enough coffee?"

[Grayden Tavendale @graydentav]

My coffee mug's twice the size it needs to be, so obviously that means I'm drinking coffee twice as fast.

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