Graydon Diaz

A kid’s meal & a margarita please

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

Your honor what’s the move after this like what’s everyone getting into

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

getting one dose of Pfizer and one dose of Moderna its called an Arnold Pharma

[Graydon Diaz @graydon_diaz]

@_iHeatherRae13 It was the gravy lol

[bailey meyers @baileymeyers]

if i annoy you please consider this extremely reasonable solution

[Graydon Diaz @graydon_diaz]

@_iHeatherRae13 He’s finally gonna PUT US IN A MOVIE

[Anthony😎 @anthony_MB75]

The way my brain read Vanessa Hudgens and ran with it 😭😭😭😭

[Graydon Diaz @graydon_diaz]

@_iHeatherRae13 Hello gerund 😈

[📀 @_DJSlimB]

Nobody:

Me all day:

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I’ll say it.

The Oxford comma is good and I like it

[Graydon Diaz @graydon_diaz]

Who the fuck has a baby & is like “Keith would be a good name”?? Like wtf

[Graydon Diaz @graydon_diaz]

I hope every single one of them gets the rona

[Khary Penebaker @kharyp]

“I can’t wait to have that drink called ‘I can’t wait to die’” #COVIDIOTS

[Graydon Diaz @graydon_diaz]

This will never not be my favorite thing

[winnie thee pooh. @KingRasta__]

that $53 gone clear my vision right tf back up

[「Zephyrs's」 @wehpudicabok]

ADORPION

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Carrie Underwood: “he’s probably buying her fruity little drink ‘cause she can’t shoot whiskey

9 year old me: wow how embarrassing

[Nate @lnrobertson462]

Charlie Uniform November Tango