i just know ilya sneezes loud as fuck shane can hear him from across the entire house and in comparison shane moves around the house quiet as hell and ilya is constantly turning around and jumping bc shane is just stood behind him like “🧍 hey”
imagine drunk centaurs at some team gathering doing a little timeline investigation with hollanov and when they ask them who and when said “i love you” for the first time, they both say ilya but shane says it was in july (the cottage) and ilya says march (the phone call)
"more girl dad hollanov pls pls pls" -> mwah vera's cheeks are very round because they're so full of love from her dads' kisses https://t.co/SBIM4E1QRa
This is what I was tweeting about yesterday. We can no longer rely on the assumption ai will be visually distinct or bad looking. Yesterday I heard an ai song that was horrifyingly good to where I was shocked it was ai. You must be against ai on principle, not bc of aesthetic
shane oral-fixated hollander chews at anything his mouth can reach. usually he just munches hoodie strings or his own lips but one night, he's almost asleep wrapped in ilya's arms, his chain hovering over so close to shane's mouth that he subconsciously nibbles ilya's cross +