Gray

I believe a serving size of peanut butter is the whole jar. My biggest fear is developing a peanut allergy. | writer of words, rider of bikes

[Gray @graygill]

Hands down the greatest text I've ever received from my mom.

[Gray @graygill]

I can’t believe I’m expected to work on a Google Slides deck tomorrow

[Casual Diehard @casual_diehard]

SCARLETT: I don't have a Mets hat
JOST: Just wear any hat
SCARLETT: Wait I got it

[College & Magnolia @CollegeAndMag]

Can you tarmac a coach after a home game

[Gray @graygill]

That’s why you don’t send your team on the field at the same time as us. Boomer Sooner?

[Brice @dBriceJ]

one of our cheerleaders just absolutely demolished an oklahoma with some wild crouching tiger hidden dragon move

[Gray @graygill]

Oh and we suck

[Gray @graygill]

There are many cringe-worthy things about the Hugh Freeze era but one of the cringiest is that all our pre-game hype videos look like a straight to Disney+ Frozen spin-off.

[Gray @graygill]

Unfortunately I will be in attendance next Saturday to watch… whatever this is

[Gray @graygill]

I don’t think Auburn games should be televised or open to the public

[Gray @graygill]

Auburn’s coaches have concepts of a plan

[Justin Ferguson @JFergusonAU]

Auburn's offense has now turned the ball over 19 times in its last five games against power-conference competition

there's still one more quarter to play in this game, too

[Gray @graygill]

@alex_kirshner Payton is garbage but Cam Coleman, a 5-star receiver had a similar pass bounce off his hands into an interception against Cal. Auburn is just awful in every aspect.

[Gray @graygill]

Since 2020, I haven’t turned on an Auburn football game and felt any remote sense of optimism. I’ve watched the games, but I haven’t seen us play football in years. So glad we hired a future MAGA congressman as HC and DC who directly caused a player’s death.

[Gray @graygill]

@JFergusonAU Missed the entire play on YouTubeTV, came back from a commercial break to Champ on the cart smh

[Gray @graygill]

Offensive penalties have wiped off a couple of sick plays from Robby Ashford today

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

'There's a caterpillar, a very hungry caterpillar. Some say the hungriest caterpillar there is, I don't know, that's what they say, but you name it, he eats it. Salami, watermelon, a delicious chocolate cake... he eats it all folks, he eats it all'

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Gray @graygill]

Y’all, raving racist grandpa is crushing it!