Gray Gunter

I build the internet!

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Updated my fight card for @RondaRousey vs. @MsCharlotteWWE vs. @BeckyLynchWWE at #WrestleMania!

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@lthomasnews I really hate it when @morningkombat gets all political about the #UFC.

Well, now that you ask, I am told many of the firm's DoorDash deliveries do in fact arrive at our K. Street entrance.

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@katienolan TMZ is reporting that a shirtless @DanSoder is running through the streets of Hoboken blowing Camel Crush smoke in the face of cops while screaming "Go 'Niners!"

Can you confirm?

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@lthomasnews CM Punk walked to the ring last night with "Duke" on a custom hoodie and he switched his Chicago flag gear to the Rufus Sport color scheme.

Wrasslin is fake until it gets real as hell.

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@DavidShoemaker @Kazeem We got Darby Allin on an episode of the WTF podcast with @marcmaron before we got Darby Allin to All In.

What are the flight paths from Nepal to Texas like that could create this?

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@DavidShoemaker @Kazeem "Getting rid of the (Department of Education) is going to be an absolute catastrophe, especially for the kids who need it the most, but we'll stay away from politics."

If I ever said anything that stupid I wouldn't say it into a microphone.

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@ChrisGethard Was not expecting this episode to include an extended discussion about why my name sucks 🤣

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@hellolanemoore There are way more concerning issues in that bio, but I always get hung up on why AutoCorrect doesn't catch "your/you're" errors.

Also, I worked with a dude who worked in the office on Inception and when I asked him what it was like he said, "Tom Hardy is really short."

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@breyyyattt @DoubleThreatPod On second thought, maybe it was an online animation and not a mini-comic. Like the one about the guy pitching a no-hitter out of his mind on acid.

Also, please let @julieklausner know a dude pitched a no-hitter out of his mind on acid.

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@breyyyattt @DoubleThreatPod I refuse to Google it, but the George Brett pants shitting story exists as a mini-comic book. I know that because I've seen it. The moment you started discussing George Brett I thought, "Are they going to talk about him shitting his pants?"

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@HeyHeyItsConrad @EBischoff *loved* hearing The Tabernacle get a shoutout on 83Weeks. The moment the discussion turned to great Atlanta venues I was mentally screaming "SAY TABERNACLE".

I have so many wonderful memories from there for music and comedy shows.

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@julieklausner First of all, thank you so much for bringing the How Was Your Week podcast back.

Second of all, in your latest episode you said "F Troop" when you were referring to "The A-Team", and I yelled "WHAT?!" in my (thankfully empty) office.

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@cruzkontrol, @khal, @Brianhwaters & @DavidShoemaker You drafted East, West and South rappers for Survivor Series.

Nobody drafted Outkast?!

"The South got something to say!"

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“Don’t worry. I am still wealthy.”
- @jonstewart

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@drewmagary You can take that blog post titled “Well At Least My Life is Unaffected” out of the ‘drafts’ folder.

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@CaseyNewton But why didn't you just let the A.I. meditate for you?

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@pushkinpods Loved this latest episode of Against the Rules with Michael Lewis about the problems of fandom.

Can he do a study about what happens when we mythify a NFL left tackle because his neighbor ripped that person off? Next season could be about cryptocurrency.

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@PJVogt Loved your podcast abbout how billionres are bad.

Do you think there should be some sort of union to protect workers?

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@lthomasnews @BCampbell Dana and the UFC had one shot to shout out Chris Brown, and they knocked it out of the park.

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@alexlaughs It took you *so* many words to say “both sides…”, but then you literally typed “the truth is arguably somewhere between”

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AI told me this was Simone Biles.

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I admire that @MasterClass has pivoted into selling gym memberships that are black & white footage of a fat guy with a mechanical rubber band shaking his belly circa the 1940s.