Dick Grayson

SHUT UP BATMAN YOU AREN'T MY REAL DAD I'M GROWN UP NOW I CAN DO WHAT I WANT

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@CatBurgled I hope no one thinks I'm a los-- *sees Selina* oh yes.

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*Minding his own business in the stock exchange* If Facebook shares dive this week, I'm boned.

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@YoungStarFire *gone*

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@YoungStarFire Hazel hasn't had many friends, Starfire. She doesn't know what they are. ...Go home. Robin needs you.

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@YoungStarFire They were. And then something happened after and she joined Magneto. I haven't stopped anything, I've just sped it up.

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@YoungStarFire ...We've stopped Tony from dying, but Hazel's with Magneto now anyway. In my future she's... one of the bad guys.

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@YoungStarFire ...I can't tell you or I'll make things worse. I've already made sure Hazel ends up on Magneto's side.

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@YoungStarFire *shouting* I'm here because of you, Starfire! *pause* Not -you,- but future you. I just... wanted to your future to be better

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@YoungStarFire I can't. Not until this is all fixed. Otherwise the future is going to be scary and weird.

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@YoungStarFire Holy mother of... Starfire, chill. It was just a mistake. You don't understand now but I needed to fix this.

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This is all my fault. *running around the city* This is all my fault and--

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@SheHulkKicksAss @Queen_Of_Frost @FaunHazel *grabs @TheClown_Prince by the hair* I got this.

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@SheHulkKicksAss @Queen_Of_Frost @FaunHazel You don't want to be a killer so young, Hazel. It'll break you.

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@SheHulkKicksAss @FaunHazel *tries to pull her off* Come on, don't be that perso-

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@SheHulkKicksAss @FaunHazel HAZEL IF YOU KILL HIM BATMAN WILL BE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE WITH YOU -FOREVER-

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@TONYLOVESJARVIS YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO THAT.

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*watching electrical fields go up around the cage* WHY DIDN'T I JUST KILL HIM?

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waIT A MINUTE HAZEL ISN'T IN THE PH-

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@CatBurgled ...*voice kind of sounds -almost going to cry- shaky* I... I don't know anymore. I need you to be smart.

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@CatBurgled Tony stark could possibly actually really literally die.