Grayson Toone

fat ass skinny attention span

[Grayson Toone @grayson_toone]

The way I’m ominously listening to old timey Christmas music in my uber

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Seeing Creed live made me gay

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Rise n shine it’s time to edge and blow! (my lawn)

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Why is my Uber an NPC

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Someone better bang my line before I bang my head into a concrete wall

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Bro why are the Trader Joe’s french fries mewing?

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dick so good made em climb through a window

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This man probably says women who wear makeup are catfish

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Wow brilliant!

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men wanna be anti-abortion until their kid grows up to be a f*ggot

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Guys say they’re straight and then talk about their jaw workouts

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@Pokemon Can you please fix tera raids in #ScarletViolet it’s so broken

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@amandagreavess Went and no it was not worth the $25

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I need a vacuum so I’m taking applications for someone to marry me so I can put it on our registry. Serious inquiries only

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If I see another post about men not cleaning their genitals because it’s “feminine” I’m gonna steal your girl with my fruity scented dick

[KEY @OalikaLovesLyn]

It’s March 1st, Revamp. Refocus. Recharge.

[Grayson Toone @grayson_toone]

I fall in love with @DrewBarrymore more and more every single day 🥺