Grayson Hauff

[Joel Castle @joely_castle]

@graysonhauff https://t.co/8OquLMzy4j

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

"Happy Holidays??" Buddy you will buttchug my mom's (a desert sheild veteran) famous egg nog in hell if you say that to me or My Sons again,

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Fuckin a right I had the waitress fired. I asked for 6 crumbles.

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Saying that a little of something never hurt anybody when that something has caused serious harm to people on many occasions. #TFM

[Grayson Hauff @graysonhauff]

“@totalfratmove: Saying "I'm gonna wing it" in reference to something you definitely should not wing. #TFM” @joely_castle

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Am I embarrassed of my ass? Is a farmer embarrassed by his tractor or a doctor by his scalpel? (other tools that help poeple?) no #

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Hey Usain Bolt, what's the rush? JK buddy

[Grayson Hauff @graysonhauff]

“@totalfratmove: The rattling of empty beer cans in the back of your golf cart. #TFM” @Its_Sterling @joely_castle

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

So this is funny: I got to karate early today & my sensei was wearing the exact same Crocs my wife has! What are the odds?

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Reminder that a lot of the coleslaw you'll eat at BBQs this summer is just some wet garbage your host found in an alley.

[Joel Castle @joely_castle]

@graysonhauff https://t.co/0wmv39xaw9

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Asking the rec center personnel if it's feasible to lower the rim so you and the boys can throw a few down. #TFM

[Joel Castle @joely_castle]

@graysonhauff https://t.co/baUZUPyLzD

[Grayson Hauff @graysonhauff]

“@robdelaney: I don't eat anything Chewbacca wouldn't fuck.”@Its_Sterling

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I just did a happy in my nappy :)

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

girl, u tickle my #DadHole, u know I'm gonna #oink!

[Grayson Hauff @graysonhauff]

“@totalfratmove: Remaining calm in situations you probably shouldn't. #TFM” @joely_castle @TheOwenBarker @olsen_w

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Close, but a cigar anyways. #TFM

[Grayson Hauff @graysonhauff]

“@totalfratmove: Using "I'm as ready as I'll ever be" after a solid five minutes of intense final preparation. #TFM” @joely_castle

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Young folks won't remember this, but you used to have to actually physically go to a travel agent when you wanted to take a shit.