gray$on

live like someone left the gate open

[Emily Rownd @EmilyRownd]

Cut my dog’s nail too short and it bled so im gonna cut off my finger so he knows im sorry

[` @schiz04renic]

the most attractive thing a man can do is admit he has feelings and make it clear he wants you. enough with the nonchalant act

[pinkie @pinkiepie71]

im losing my spark can someone set me on fire

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Y’all are so lucky I don’t know how to do a backflip yet

[rye @v_osamu]

getting blocked by someone and they block your friend too

[popcultureangel @lohanisgod]

we didn’t know how good we had it

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

i type in lowercase because i never cap

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

"customers are always right" not on my shift u not

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

It’s how he rose back up that’s taking me tf out 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

“it’s not safe to go alone, take this”

[Great Brandino 🔱🇺🇸🇩🇪 @BrandonHybrid]

Me on iMessage pool

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

No YOUR body is a temple, mine is the Halloween aisle at Homegoods

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

if Johnny depp doesn’t win this , we riot.

[Jason Robinson @DrJRobinson23]

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