Grayson Starbuck

I am cool-ish. I love Jesus. I am married to Crystal Starbuck. Sometimes I wish I was me. Oh wait... I am.

[Brant Hansen @branthansen]

Afghan Hound or Saruman?

THIS IS THE GAME THAT IS SWEEPING THE NATION

[Grayson Starbuck @graysonstarbuck]

@prairieales I just drank my first pirate bomb. My life is changed forever. May all other beers be forever inferior #whydidyoudothistome?

[Grayson Starbuck @graysonstarbuck]

@ebrownin @sportsanimal coffee is great.

[Grayson Starbuck @graysonstarbuck]

@branthansen it sounds like you recently approached the bright side squirrel.

[Grayson Starbuck @graysonstarbuck]

Sounds like you recently approached the "Bright Side Squirrel."

[Grayson Starbuck @graysonstarbuck]

@branthansen it all started to go downhill when we demoted Captain Crunch from master pirate to cereal drudge.

[Grayson Starbuck @graysonstarbuck]

@branthansen he's from America. He wasn't impressed.

[Grayson Starbuck @graysonstarbuck]

@branthansen thinking about how to impress uber cab driver right now. Any tips? He is not talking. Think he hates me.

[Grayson Starbuck @graysonstarbuck]

@KDTrey5 thanks for the personally written birthday card.

[Grayson Starbuck @graysonstarbuck]

@LOVE_OKC, @feedthechildren, @OKCPS, @okstatefair #LOVEOKC1Day

[Grayson Starbuck @graysonstarbuck]

@branthansen. Book is great. I like part about the 6 billion rings. I think Sméagol's picture should have been on the cover #maybenexttime

[Grayson Starbuck @graysonstarbuck]

@kfor

[Grayson Starbuck @graysonstarbuck]

Just pre-ordered @branthansen's new book, #unoffendable, which I'm hoping is full of ways to convince my wife not to be mad when I pass gas.

[Grayson Starbuck @graysonstarbuck]

#ncthursdaynight

[Grayson Starbuck @graysonstarbuck]

There will be no mercy for those who have not shown mercy to others. But if you have been merciful, God will be merc… http://t.co/sC9dXlVizr

[Grayson Starbuck @graysonstarbuck]

@CareyWWLS Fact: When Jeremy Lamb shoots the 3, I cringe in the exact same way I do when Perk attempts a jump shot. Then I scream after too.

[Grayson Starbuck @graysonstarbuck]

@rodneyfouts #guardrails are important. It's also important to put up additional barriers #40metaphoricaltrafficcones

[Grayson Starbuck @graysonstarbuck]

These things I command you, that ye may love one another.

LOVE OKC on Saturday!!! http://t.co/5ce7BbxirR

[Grayson Starbuck @graysonstarbuck]

@rodneyfouts these workers must have heard your recent sermons #literallyputtingupguardrails #Guardrails

[Grayson Starbuck @graysonstarbuck]

For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should w… http://t.co/wpv3qxdvGV