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Here’s the quirky bits and bobs you learn when you move to England!

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Order number UK05888217

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@sweatybetty - SUPER bummed out about your terrible UK customer service! Would love to love you but my last order was missing 2 entire items! I "successfully" submitted a help form 3 days ago, but no confirmation and no response! WTF? Zero stars.

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#max #HBOMax @StreamOnMax Downloaded the new app on appletv.
Ability to stream via VPN - gone.
Profiles - gone.
Saved watchlist - gone.
And they collected my monthly fee Monday so that is $15 flushed. Thanks team.

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Tastes like chicken! #expatlife https://t.co/369xALbhar

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/k7QdfEcLhr

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When you realize for the first time that you can get normal sunglasses with bifocals for reading and you cant wait to wear your sunglasses at night again!! #aginggracefully #ownit #expatlife #80sfashion https://t.co/ys1HzbGvHl

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When your American coworker is coming over and asks if there is any this she can do for me!! #dawndishsoap #expatlife https://t.co/liQhlBuSwY

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When it’s Mother’s Day in England and your son wants to make you a steak!! YES PLEASE! Throw in some fake rosé and pretty French cake and you’ve got a lovely dinner. #mothersday #expatlife https://t.co/BGOloLyXwq

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When funny potato chip flavors never get old!! #expatlife https://t.co/1H1PPb8HCh

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When you get to cross this one off the theater bucket list!!! It is every bit as vulgar and irreverent silly as one can hope for. #bookofmormon #westend #expatlife https://t.co/zDmu8wy1HR

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When you have massively overslept and you wake up to find this note by your bed which evidently affirms that you must be doing something right!!! ❤️❤️❤️ #boymom https://t.co/47A9IgIG9d

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In the UK, Fat Tuesday is known as Shrove Tuesday or PANCAKE TUESDAY!! Breakfast for dinner? Yes please!!!! #expatlife #pancakeday https://t.co/pKR4E5rlib

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When you know that the voices in your head need regular reminding. #newtattoo #grace https://t.co/xzrV6kRRgZ

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/A8lL90WmPb

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When you are FINALLY starting to look the correct way when you cross a British street and you come to the US for a few days and now you are REALLY not sure. #expatlife #drivingonthewrongside https://t.co/TwXS84UPvv

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When you end up here! But just for a layover. Next stop - DC. #bostonlogan #homebutnotreally #worktrip https://t.co/gQ3sMx40ox

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When you have to see your GP (aka doctor) for the first time and you go to your local Surgery (aka Drs office) and it feels like the neighbors place! #expatlife #nationalhealthcare https://t.co/BNKiYSaSp5