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Someone you know is a supremacist!

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@MayasSweatyYams Perhaps give zoidberg a try?

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New Pokémon Snap is much improved.

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@DataDaveTV

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“Why doesn’t anyone want my $10/hr job?! Damn unemployment checks!”
- business owners.

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The American dream is to become a company, take advantage of people and laws around you, and hoard whatever wealth you find.

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Anyone who says “hey Google” without stumbling more than 80% of the time is an AI bot.

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Lindsay Graham:
I don’t want gun reform, I want snitches to assume more risk.

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@saywhatagain Does hunting a man count?

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Star Trek discovery is just people exploring the Mario Universe.

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Hey Google, play background war sounds on bedroom speaker.

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Scientists in Antarctica reading about the frozen wind turbines in Texas

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Rush kicking the 🪣 could only be one-upped by Trump doing the same.

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Wish I’d got GameStop stocks in time to cash out for a bunch of Nintendo switches to go with the children’s hospital I want to buy and live in.

[maya: reloaded @RobertStacked]

Vegas metropolitan area is run by self obsessed administrators who pat themselves on the back for taking advantage of the fact that Vegas is a series of boroughs that mostly have no ability to self govern and adhere to a a weird legislative panhandling system

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That person you talked to for half an hour 4 years ago is on Signal!
Say hey!

😐

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The fun part about buying budget phone cases is discovering how badly it impacts your gps signal.

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Might work through my backlog of shows and movies I keep meaning to have on in the background while I doomscroll.

[Dae @dae__g]

Childhood ruined 🤯

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Apparently “a subtweet does not serve as proper notice of resignation.” 🙄