kels

[kels @grcokls]

Corduroy and velvet were created by Satan.

[Glizzie Borden @misha_loves_you]

The Las Vegas strip is now the boulevard of broken dreams

[kels @grcokls]

Bringing this back because it’s still one of @GreccoCole’s most hated traits of mine lol

[kels @grcokls]

🤷🏽‍♀️ gotta know what you’re getting into w this marriage thing

[kels @grcokls]

I forget about Twitter often and then I get back on, scroll through my own tweets & laugh, then close the app for another few months

[kels @grcokls]

Who the fuck goes to arbys for crinkle fries

[kels @grcokls]

@bailey_crowder1 👏👏👏 I’m with ya girl.

[Andrew Dorriere @DrewDorriere]

if you’ve ever been to Mr. Pitiful’s in Cincinnati don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine

[kels @grcokls]

@Evan_Clay7 Okay let me reword this — I am married into the only FAMILY that likes LJS

Only flaw, but it is a big one.

[kels @grcokls]

I’m married to the only person in the world who likes Long John Silver’s

[kels @grcokls]

It’s a sad day when you find out John Hetlinger is a tr*mp supporter

[kels @grcokls]

Yesterday I joined the tenants union via someone knocking on our door and today I signed up for a DAILY newspaper subscription at Kroger ($65/quarterly) bc I couldn’t say no

Help.

[kels @grcokls]

@CCAPEcon The Baskin Robbins example lives on forever 😂

[Mobley 🏴 @mobleywho]

Something incredible just happened. My doorbell rang and I answered to find an older woman I've never met before. She politely said, "I'm trying to find a place to sleep tonight. My sister used to live here. Can you call her? I might be listed as a missing person."

1/?

[kels @grcokls]

Wearing masks has made me realize that most of my responses to people are small laughs/smiles, that no one can see or understand now, so I probably just look like an ass for not responding

[kels @grcokls]

Reminding myself tonight that I do not owe anyone who has hurt me emotionally, physically or spiritually an explanation for why I cut them out of my life 🖤

[Tao Leigh Goffe, PhD | 道 🐲🌋 @taoleighgoffe]

I finished my PhD at 26. I regret this. Take time off between grad school and undergrad. Live your life. Defer, read, work, explore, party, save, make art, sleep. Don’t rush. Grad school is not the safety net you think it is. The degree will be there when you’re done. Enjoy life!

[kels @grcokls]

Just wear a damn mask

Y’all are weird for making everything a conspiracy

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

To drain the swamp, we must dismantle systems of oppression wherever we find them.

Good morning.