Heather Alastair

I'm a fun-loving & extremely sarcastic girl that loves the light side of life and embraces the dark. Anything else? Just ask.

[Heather Alastair @grdnofsmthings]

@traciethoms I'm fully vaccinated and plan on wearing a mask in public from now on.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Nazism is bad.

Just a reminder.

[Heather Alastair @grdnofsmthings]

Crossing my fingers I win $5,000 from @TMobile 🤞 #5Gsfor5G #Contest

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

So long motherfucker.

[Heather Alastair @grdnofsmthings]

@TheTweetOfGod That moment its confirmed that God has a sense of humor. 😏

[Heather Alastair @grdnofsmthings]

@TitanoAtlas I be feigning for one. If I could pay to have one shipped directly to me from Johnny's I would🍕🤤

[Heather Alastair @grdnofsmthings]

So I just figured something out #yourewelcome

[Zaya (BLM/18+ content/34 yrs) @Zaya_Ayame]

@LPToussaint Have you ever thought of joining 'Cameo' to do paid message requests? I know a lot of fans would love to hear your voice talent as Shadow Weaver!

[Heather Alastair @grdnofsmthings]

A true fan enjoys a classic. I’m #TeamCups all day, every day

[Heather Alastair @grdnofsmthings]

@froggeecore

[Heather Alastair @grdnofsmthings]

@PushinUpRoses I have all kinds of pics but I think these are best 🤣

[Heather Alastair @grdnofsmthings]

@PushinUpRoses

[Heather Alastair @grdnofsmthings]

@PushinUpRoses I know u mostly do MSW, Goosebumps, & the occasional GGs but I think you really have to cover 1 episode of Eerie, Indiana called ForeverWare. It's always stuck with me all these yrs & is so freaking weird any1 I've ever spoken to about it thinks I've huffed glue

[Heather Alastair @grdnofsmthings]

🎵'Bald-headed woman...bald-headed woman to meeee....' 🎶🎙 https://t.co/NcjLIECVV8

[Heather Alastair @grdnofsmthings]

Why is Disney?🤣👸🏾🧞‍♀️ https://t.co/425ahMVUXt

[Heather Alastair @grdnofsmthings]

Hate bundles. If I didn't grow it. I don't need it. 🙅🏾‍♀️ https://t.co/iKDQlYPxpQ

[Heather Alastair @grdnofsmthings]

Allayah Shanell Johnson https://t.co/yYFdkfiIUg

[Heather Alastair @grdnofsmthings]

No lies detected🤔 https://t.co/XSpMqBNtIF

[Heather Alastair @grdnofsmthings]

I would play this🕹🎮 #dontreturntothecarpetstore https://t.co/8qF0I2tg5s