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We really let attractive ppl do and say the corniest shit

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This is still the funniest fucking thing the internet has ever made

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Going from dating apps in a small town in upstate ny to san diego feels like going from bronze to grandmaster lobbies

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I wish i knew someone named Saul just so I could go “we better call Saul”

[qwertyyy @qwertyy7030]

If she hasn’t asked you to be her package for prime day dump her

[Aim Nothyng @BladeeCity]

Ok so dont follow me if you are racist at all Rethink your life or suffocate on your hate LOVE

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Why did they make widowmaker so bad bru

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Our first juneteenth without charlie kirk 💔

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I know spike lee having a heart attack somewhere rn

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I JUST HIT A CLIP HOLY SHIT

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No one talks about how goated fifth grade was

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I need that bleood diet before summer bro

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On god tacobell is ass

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Why didnt they just kill Young Sheldon

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@qwertyy7030 He was high

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Mf really fell asleep on a dog

[𐕣 @kencarson]

too geeked

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The minions would not have worked for Israel

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Yeah… they used the pussy part of the cliff. #lol

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2 weeks to flatten the curve guys