Eric

I'm just here for the tweets.

[Eric @greasyeric]

@jay3223 @MMartinSO4

[Eric @greasyeric]

Can we talk about how much @sethmeyers thumb looks like a big ole DINGUS?

[Eric @greasyeric]

Sneek peek of the new 3 point line on the outdoor courts at @universityofky #bbn

[Eric @greasyeric]

Skeptical of @foundersbrewing's Mas Agave at first. Absolutely knocked it out of the park! So smooth for a high abv beer.

[Eric @greasyeric]

@wdbhighlights Please understand this is the exception, not the rule. Most of us UK fans are thrilled for Jaden, regardless of his destination. The majority wish him the best in his path. Unfortunately, over-passionate fans make our fanbase look rabid.

[Eric @greasyeric]

@theneedledrop Melon, please return from your tour so you can review FOTB by vampire weekend. I need to know your opinion so I can appropriately form my own.
Sincerely,
SomebodyYouDoNotKnow.

[Eric @greasyeric]

So for #Bond25 we recast Goldfinger with all women and have @PaulaAbdul as #oddjob, right?

[Eric @greasyeric]

@KySportsRadio needs a beer. @ryanlemond has one. @ShannonTheDude has one. We need a lawdog lager or KyHopsRadio or something. Whatever it is needs to be hopped LIBERALLY.

[Eric @greasyeric]

Wow @DickieV. Such class shown at the UT-WVa game with the shout out to the child with cancer. MAJOR PROPS. Best in the game.

[Eric @greasyeric]

Brief reminder of what type of coach we are up against tonight. #BBN #WeAreUK #MouthKissingIsForSissies

[Eric @greasyeric]

@87DarreN19 @RealSkipBayless Well Mt. Rushmore only has 4 faces so...

[Eric @greasyeric]

When people come up to me saying things like "sil vous plait" or "parlez vous" I immediately tell them to stop speaking that Francey language around me. I'm a simple man.

[Eric @greasyeric]

@SJSchauer If the feet are fly, people will buy. If your toes are a joke, you'll go broke.

[Eric @greasyeric]

@KySportsRadio, I would call in to the morning show, but I'm still as hoarse as a thoroughbred after watching the game at @KSBarAndGrille. Such an awesome atmosphere.

[Eric @greasyeric]

With all the #NikeBoycott stuff going on, I really hope @SHAQ doesn't do anything controversial otherwise we'd have to burn EVERYTHING. Medicated creams, lotion, ring doorbells, all GONE. Please, Diesel, stay normal!

[Eric @greasyeric]

@SJSchauer was this you? A shame if not. Missed opportunity

[CNN @CNN]

For the second time in four years, Bill Cosby's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has been vandalized https://t.co/KXx3VWga8n

[Eric @greasyeric]

@SJSchauer Y not sell feet pics for a new camera for vids? Toetally a great idea, doncha think?

[Eric @greasyeric]

@jessie_rabbit The janitor in my office at work asked if I wanted to hang out with her and smoke weed.
..I told her no. I can't deal with high maintenance women.
#BadJokeOfTheDay
#ItsHighTimeIRespondWithAJoke

[Eric @greasyeric]

@jessie_rabbit *Weasel walks into bar*
The bartender says, “Wow! I’ve never served a weasel before. What Can I get ya?”

...“Pop.” Goes the Weasel.
#BadJokeOfTheDay
#ThatWasntFerretAll