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lily they/them all tweets made by parent :)

[clown enjoyer @greasyeyelids]

faded off the grippos pack

[bowie :3 @unforgivinggrrl]

@greasyeyelids

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

bros. my protein folded wrong . i’m going to fucking die

[THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NOT FEELING ME. @000Troop]

We gotta kidnap ICE agents and sew them niggas together like the human centipede.

[clown enjoyer @greasyeyelids]

just found out one of my bfs friends has a bbw smoking cigarettes fetish . cant help but feel a little flattered even

[clown enjoyer @greasyeyelids]

@zensoko need so bad

[clown enjoyer @greasyeyelids]

those internet situationships that got partners but still slide up on ur shit and interact with ur story . much love

[julia @eathedocument]

this is actually killing me

[clown enjoyer @greasyeyelids]

guys it takes like 1 seconds to search something on the internet and it is far less embarrassing than asking twitter ai on ur public tl 😭

[clown enjoyer @greasyeyelids]

if you have those bright fuckass yellow headlights you deserve federal prison time

[clown enjoyer @greasyeyelids]

saw a maga saying under a post abt hpv vaccines that vaccinations are getting out of control since covid and i really really cannot stress enough if u cant read that u Can play rdr2 and see arthur morgan dying and wish there was a vaccine to save him. oh but now there is . fuck u

[clown enjoyer @greasyeyelids]

lady who put my birth control implant in wrapped my arm fat up so fuckin tight im supposed to wear this for 5 days . lord save me

[clown enjoyer @greasyeyelids]

high taxes in other countries r used for SOCIAL SERVICES and TAKING CARE OF CITIZENS and INFRASTRUCTURE all of which america sucks balls at bc we wont do that here or ppl would b killing each other in the streets

[clown enjoyer @greasyeyelids]

all the ppl in the replies just being like well i don’t like that poors can buy soda off My tax dollars! bitch idc if theyre buying crack w my tax dollars as long as it isnt going to a rich person

[Ellie likes data @ellim992]

Maybe 15 years ago I wondered if families in Italy were allowed to buy wine with their food stamps.

Learned no other country is so paternalistic they run an entire separate welfare POS system— they just give cash benefits.

That was a politically radicalizing moment for me.

[clown enjoyer @greasyeyelids]

wishing the lord would take me rn im ready to go !!!!!

[clown enjoyer @greasyeyelids]

item i paid for being held hostage and they wont answer my emails wtf do i do atp bro 😭

[clown enjoyer @greasyeyelids]

tht one detrans person maia always trying to quote tweet beautiful women being like youll never be female ! meanwhile shes dressed like half of the attendees at any queer youth gathering anywhere

[clown enjoyer @greasyeyelids]

got the yearly work bonus do i buy the john hinckley cat painting

[clown enjoyer @greasyeyelids]

@DeereJonathanxo holy shit

[clown enjoyer @greasyeyelids]

tesla driving infront of me w license plate that says doge . should i shoot them