open mic set where i spend the whole time just visibly scrolling thru tweets. every 45 seconds going "okay this one's pretty good" and reading one off verbatim
Everybody hates Trump now. Why?
He could turn that around in 24 hours if he listens to Nick's advice, he could become the most popular President of all time.
He had the chance to become the 'Groyper President' and he blew it.
It is best to drink heavily during the week. Hangovers are more easily overcome by working, and work, usually so meaningless, is given meaning by this objective.
so many books to read, instruments to learn, languages to speak, poems to write, countries to visit, songs to sing, movies to watch, people to meet, pictures to take, food to taste, places to see, sunsets to watch, stories to hear, stories to tell, things to create, hobbies to discover, dreams to chase, love to give, memories to make, lessons to learn, and a whole life to live.
We've started this thing called "Seminar" where I stand and drink wine and answer the children's deepest questions, holding forth on whatever topic they can conjure, because we believe deeply in classical education and the father's role therein. My first honest professorship.