angsty oompa loompa

you make me feel like lemons being milked

[angsty oompa loompa @greasyyman]

@duunk dr. phil blocked me in 2016 and i’ll never live it down

[angsty oompa loompa @greasyyman]

saw a license plate that said DAPOO

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Me this summer with only Apple Pay, my Id, lipgloss and weed in my bag

[angsty oompa loompa @greasyyman]

@AnitaAsiSalimi @everythingalana @WZG_89 okie literally, genuinely: how do you even live in those three years? how are you paying for housing? food? water? electricity? like where is this money coming from

[angsty oompa loompa @greasyyman]

@WZG_89 some people don’t understand that having parents is a luxury & it really shows. not everyone is born into a safety net. it sucks bc you u should be granted yer childhood, but thats frequently not reality

[angsty oompa loompa @greasyyman]

@iamMarketWiz @InternetH0F i don’t know what this means, but same

[angsty oompa loompa @greasyyman]

sad day

[angsty oompa loompa @greasyyman]

my coworker came into my office, smelled their armpit, informed me that they forgot to put deodorant on and then left?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

everything about twitter is about tweeting which is the way birds use to communicate and elon musk trying to change that for no reason

[angsty oompa loompa @greasyyman]

mmm no one talk to me, i’m listening to fidlars entire discography again

[angsty oompa loompa @greasyyman]

@FIDLAR https://t.co/zpub5c5ydb i also stepped on an orange in this video lmao

[angsty oompa loompa @greasyyman]

why do men think hats will shape their hair💀

[angsty oompa loompa @greasyyman]

@elonmusk yer weird

[angsty oompa loompa @greasyyman]

i need a worm tattoo asap

[angsty oompa loompa @greasyyman]

@bruisedmf leave bakersfield

[angsty oompa loompa @greasyyman]

you can see venus under the moon !

[angsty oompa loompa @greasyyman]

is this even a real order?💀💀

[✝️ @troyyxy__]

when ppl my age tell me how much credit card debt they’re in

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

i think there’s been a mistake

[matt @computer_gay]

me trying to keep the horny friend platonic