Freddrick Lee Parks

love telling classic jokes and pointing out obscurities. huge elder scrolls fan as well as silent hill and other horror games, role playing video games too.

[Freddrick Lee Parks @great_parks]

Buttsex is a lot like spinach. If your forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult.

[Freddrick Lee Parks @great_parks]

@saladwarriors they say it's bad for you, but "they" the corporations say a lot. Gluten is the least of your concerns

[Freddrick Lee Parks @great_parks]

@saladwarriors bunch of selfish pricks

[Freddrick Lee Parks @great_parks]

@beetsoverbeef because that's my name, duh

[Freddrick Lee Parks @great_parks]

@beetsoverbeef there's like 12 other Courtney Shipleys on twitter!

[The Elder Scrolls Online @TESOnline]

Rejoice @PlayStation and @Xbox fans! The global #ESOTU beta test for PS4 and Xbox One starts tomorrow: http://t.co/qHU3ka5xi1

[Freddrick Lee Parks @great_parks]

cheers to whomever came up with the joke "happy 4/20 don't forget to put out milk & cookies for snoop dogg" shit is hilarious.

[Freddrick Lee Parks @great_parks]

I wanna open the first ever ice cream buffet and call it "shove it in ur face"

[Freddrick Lee Parks @great_parks]

@thaRadBrad I'm currently re-watching your cry of fear walk through, great game very well constructed your reactions are priceless too haha.

[Freddrick Lee Parks @great_parks]

I need to stop putting the cotton candy next to the fiber glass insulation...

[Freddrick Lee Parks @great_parks]

Getting mixed signals from my bio teacher. Human body weight is 85% bone, past week our body weight was 50% bacterial life...SCIENCE!

[Freddrick Lee Parks @great_parks]

Pre-ordered the elder scrolls online for Xbox one... June 9th.... Can't wait, I shall never see the light of day after the 9th of June.

[Freddrick Lee Parks @great_parks]

There are two kinds of people in this world, people who pee In the shower and people who are dirty fucking liars.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Walter White's house in "Breaking Bad" is a real house in Albuquerque, and its residents are tired of fans throwing pizza on the roof.

[Freddrick Lee Parks @great_parks]

Woah, that was some good chow-mein. I kinda miss my dog though. Sacrifices man.

[Freddrick Lee Parks @great_parks]

Still not quite sure if a quarter to twelve is 11:45 or 11:35

[Freddrick Lee Parks @great_parks]

Walked by a sewer grate yesterday, said "OH GREAT" it confused people and then the amusement slowly Appeared on their faces.

[Freddrick Lee Parks @great_parks]

Saving up for equipment to start recording for my YouTube channel... Might be a while... It's an interest...

[Freddrick Lee Parks @great_parks]

Playing ES morrowind there was the sword "umbra" same as ES oblivion. Is there one in skyrim... I wonder...