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dangerously silly....

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unfortunate that a phd forces ppl to call u doctor but a masters doesn't make ppl call u daddy

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@caitelle1 saw this yesterday and SCRAMBLED to grab it. my absolute favorite!!! i needed a back up so i could burn my other one lmao. thank you!!

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eagerly bounding into Gender & Sexuality 101 white knuckling a pumpkin spice faygo ready to bust one big style

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@grlspit would do it 1000 more times 💕

that thread is a shit show. are u depressed? 🫣😂 just stop ✋🛑 and become high functioning 🤷 💯 🎯

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@scabbyregrets the temptation is sooo brutal… do you think you’re going to……………..

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help, my disastrously thick hair looked better with an undercut but i finally grew it out

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@Ouroboros_Eyes Do it do it do it!!!!!

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pros: more manageable and summer friendly, looks better down and in braids, fun to touch
cons: took forever to grow out, grows fast and needs to be touched up a lot, my wealthy middle aged clients would recoil if they saw

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who fused my candy into a nutsack

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@tom_on_here *facepalm* Aaand this is why we can’t have nice things. Thanks for the plot spoiler i guess?

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@realonlineboy Ok

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@CanadasHost do you have plans to retaliate, duck?

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time is like a present… there’s no time like the present 😀

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Stop saying I don’t have lethally decadent doorbusting knockers. It’s getting old.
Yes, I have a bountiful bosom.
Yes, it’s *confirmed by my doctor*.
🤦‍♀️ Ok haters? 👋

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@MaxRestaino_ Movies aren’t real life. In fact they are often based on a true story but changed to be more interesting! I recommend checking some out if you enjoy stories 🎥

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i would never want to be mario. his life is full of endless strife and he likely has very little free time!

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@Hermit_Thrush And for what. He has no stores

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also he is engaging in stolen valor by dressing as a plumber. i can’t blame him for pretending to be something he’s not since his REAL life is a mess

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just goes to show that “games” aren’t always all that “fun and games” 🧐

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@CanadasHost highly recommend if you have a gmail account https://t.co/kjDPgxby9k