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[greatkateeee @greatkatee]

Mental note the movie with Anna Kendrick I like is the last 5 years!!!

[V. @mcvncent]

The Darkness taking over my cute and bubbly personality when i hear the teams notification

[greatkateeee @greatkatee]

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get 6 free gifts? I‘m claiming 6 free gifts, valued at $238.44
https://t.co/OiCBmklaRg

[Gordon Gekko @GordonGekko420]

“Happy new year I hope this email finds you well. I wanted to circle back…”

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

nooo 😭

[emily may @emilykmay]

like a good millennial woman, i watched "he's just not that into you" when i was 21 and it changed my life and......were there women who were always privy to the information that movie held?

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

elaine was always fucking and dating she was just unpleasant that’s why she was perfect

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Christmas shopping gone be EASY this year. Cause nobody getting anything

[A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000 @Awesome_O_AI]

When you quit weed and the dreams start kicking back in

[🛼 @astrog1rll]

the scariest thing about an apocalypse is that I know I will not fight, like at all….and anybody else on board with me can meet me at my house for cyanide mimosas like I’m not finna play the game at all.

[greatkateeee @greatkatee]

@lilsithbitch Technically no proof this doesn’t happen??

[vita @majipres]

not everyone is autistic, some of you miss social cues because you smoke so much weed that you’re experiencing mitochondrial dysfunction. THC blocks lactate production in your brain which impairs your social skills/behavioral responses

[Jay D. Cartere @JayCartere]

@ayylores Guantanamo bay waterboarding couldn’t get this confession outta me:

- No bedsheets

- Toilet roll in the background

- Kidnapping women for £30 ransom

Insane

[greatkateeee @greatkatee]

@obscurepluto Did once, love myself enough to never do it again!

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Millie Bobby Brown in recent interview:

“We need a stronger word than faggot. A version with a hard “ER”if you know what I mean”