Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟

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Washouts ARC?
The GREAT and POWERFUL
Parody!
Everything i say should be taken as a joke!
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22 / mostly SFW / Literally Me IRL

[Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟 @GreatMagicMare]

THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE HAS GOTTEN A
GREAT STRAWPAGE

TRIXIE'S STRAWPAGE!
https://t.co/JPwCO8c39T

[Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟 @GreatMagicMare]

Goodnight Everypony and my fans!

[Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟 @GreatMagicMare]

ah.//

[Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟 @GreatMagicMare]

Trixie is NEVER annoyed by her fans! While sometimes they do.. get in the way, I don't mind them at all! I will always take my Great and Powerful Time to make sure they are happy with the GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!

[Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟 @GreatMagicMare]

Trixie DID visit Rarity's Carousel Boutique but, I have to say THERE'S NOTHING, ITS JUST FLASHY DRESSES THAT ARE MEANT TO GO ON DURING THE GALA! NOTHING FOR SHOWS!

IF Rarity wants to show THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE on how to properly make a "Showmare outfit" THEN SHE CAN TRY.

[Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟 @GreatMagicMare]

Hmm, This is a GREAT idea, Fan of Trixie!

How do I get one.

[Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟 @GreatMagicMare]

@Flim_FlamBros Trixie will do GREAT at advertising your product to her lovely fans!

[Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟 @GreatMagicMare]

Trixie could advertise for it! IF you name it after Trixie!

[Flim n Flam! @Flim_FlamBros]

Potatoes? We've never considered branching outside of apples.. but given the option.. you've given us an idea. Perhaps we will!

[Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟 @GreatMagicMare]

Trixie has to say that this, indeed is the GREATEST costume that I have ever seen!

[Star Tracker @sparklefan722]

Was thinking about my Nightmare Night costume... I might go with somepony GREAT and POWERFUL!

[Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟 @GreatMagicMare]

@Flim_FlamBros Make it 60%, and you have a deal with THE GREAT, THE POWERFUL, AND THE NEWEST RECRUIT TO WASHOUTS, TRRRIXIE LULAMOON!

[Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟 @GreatMagicMare]

The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie has made herself a "Nightmare Night" costume

all she had to do was go to the "Costume" store and ask them to make her look STUPID!
Which truly worked wonders to make a funny costume!

Trixie hopes that Twilight doesn't find this joke hurtful-

[Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟 @GreatMagicMare]

@ShiningArmorRGC *sniffle as I just teleport away back to my caravan*

[Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟 @GreatMagicMare]

This is True, Trixie is indeed Great and Powerful, and I do give THE BEST, THE GREATEST AND THE MOST POWERFUL HUGS!

[PhantomMoon @Phantom_MoonMlp]

Rating ponies by huggability! Day 8 TG&P TRIXIE!

+She is great!
+She is powerful!
+Great and Powerful hugs!

-(The author of this post may be slightly biased)

Overall 11/10. No notes or criticisms accepted.

[Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟 @GreatMagicMare]

@ShiningArmorRGC ...Trixie thinks you are a lot meaner than Twilight... TRIXIE WILL BE BACK
*runs off*

[Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟 @GreatMagicMare]

@ShiningArmorRGC That.. WAS ONE TIME, Trixie just.. had a horrible DAY

[Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟 @GreatMagicMare]

Good Mornin Everypony!

[Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟 @GreatMagicMare]

Goodnight everypony! The great and powerful Trixie is now SLUMBERING!

[Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟 @GreatMagicMare]

This is a great wonderful art of TRIXIE!

Who Pony drew this is EXCELLENT AT DRAWING!

I, Trixie GREATLY Thank you for this piece of ART!

[Simply too Powerful Trixie ⭐🌟 @GreatMagicMare]

Hmm.. The GREAT and POWERFUL TRRRIXIE'S! Shows are usually.. around... 10 bits-

Why, Yes. IT IS CHEAP But, IT IS BECAUSE I GIVE TO THE PONIES MY SHOW!