Waffle House Storm Center (Parody)

We do what FEMA can’t, and we’re a restaurant

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

Nou kenbe pwomès nou…

Nou detwi kay Lanmò San Jou ak katye jeneral gang 400 Mawozo a.

Pifò ladan yo kouri ale san yo pa menm eseye goumen.

Ala lach yo lach! 🥲

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>bro made a kill cam

GOAT

[TheRealRegFields @mfeldman9]

DeSantis is proof that if you actually govern by conservative principles, you will be successful.

[Dvorstone @dvorstone]

The "conservative" right is doomed in the global age for a straightforward reason:

1. Leftism is universal, i.e., it's roughly the same everywhere.

2. "Conservatism" is national/ethnic, i.e., it's distinct in every country.

The left can always pull people from nearly anywhere on the globe and slot them into their political framework but the right cannot. While they always say that such and such immigrant group are "natural conservatives," it's only true within their own political framework. Take them out of that and deposit into America and they will natural drift to the left simply because it's more familiar. A foreign country's "conservative right" is too alien.

American conservatives need to understand that they're not 50% of the globe but their opponents are. They're David, against a global Goliath. The American conservative right is, at best, 1% of the globe, and must conduct itself accordingly, particularly on immigration.

This is a key messaging problem for all "conservative right" political movements: they need to oppose immigration without appearing cruel to normies.

The current "right wing" solution is to establish a global right that opposes the global left, but I don't think this is a viable project because, again, the right is natural nationalistic.

[I will not eat zee bugz @BFrankzetta]

"Imagine if the roles were reversed"

Can we just stop doing this?

Just stop.

The right keeps appealing to these universal principles thinking thats some point their enemies are going to respect them as universal principles, and it never ever happens, and it never will.

Pointing out racial double standards is never going to stop black activists from supporting those double standards. They don't care.

Supporting free speech, is never going to get a leftist to support your right to free speech. You can defend a leftist's right to free speech all you want, and the moment you say something they disagree with they'll repay you by shooting you in the throat.

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

I literally don’t understand why anyone on the left that finds Charlie Kirk’s assassination funny.

I didn’t agree with him on trans women. Or Trumpism. Or gun safety. He was absolutely my political opponent.

But political violence doesn’t hurt the right. It hurts the country. That’s not something that’s funny.

[The Feminist Misogynist @igarglewithfire]

Calling Jesus a socialist because He told us to care for the needy and poor is lazy work and a complete misuse of scripture.

He NEVER told us to enact laws that STEAL from one person to PAY for another.

Those are two completely different things!

[Bolshevik Noir @BolshevikNoir]

The fact we don’t have even a single photo of Stalin dressed like this is a crime on a world historical scale

[See @Clearpath__]

🌎💫

Revelation 21:1

[David J Harris Jr @DavidJHarrisJr]

🚨BREAKING: New Jersey Democrat politician Jamel Holley, who originally sponsored the state’s DMV voter registration program, is now publicly backing the SAVE America Act.

This comes after Governor Sherrill admitted thousands of noncitizens were registered to vote due to a system error.

Holley stated the issue goes far beyond the initial 6,000 cases and called for an immediate pause on new registrations at the DMV until stronger safeguards are in place.

He also urged the Secretary of State to turn over voter rolls to the Department of Homeland Security for verification.

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

I am not even remotely surprised by any of these new allegations.

I’ve tried from day 1 to treat my opponent cordially, reached out to have lunch, attempted to shake her hand, etc. She has been nasty in response to any attempt at civility.

Truly disgusting behavior.

[Dangerous Thoughts @DangerousThinkg]

Ross Perot ran for President and told the world what President Trump has also been saying all this time

Our prior Presidents made horrible economic deals that basically gave us managed decline for the last 3 decades

Perot was the first person to tell the nation things that were in plain sight but ignored or worse spun to make all of us think that the mistakes were not mistakes but inevitable

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

I've never heard a physicist explain it that way, probably because it's wrong.

The reason the observable universe is wider than it should be given the speed of light is space itself expands at an accelerating rate.

If you imagine the universe as a balloon with two dots drawn on it, and an ant tries to run from one dot to another at a constant speed, but you inflate the balloon faster than the ant can run, the two dots will move farther apart so fast that the ant will never catch up.

This also explains Olber's paradox, which is the idea that if you go out far enough into space in any random direction, you will eventually run into a star. Therefore, the sky should be totally white with starlight. That was before we learned that the universe has a finite age and is expanding such that light from beyond a certain distance will never reach us, hence the blackness of the night sky.

[黑大王 @Pengchenop]

卧槽 这吊样绝了😳

[Jason Howerton @jason_howerton]

Here’s the problem with the Pope 👇

The Bible is very clear that capital punishment IS permissible. You can’t get around it.

In fact, the Catholic Church has historically accepted capital punishment. The Papal States even PERFORMED The executions until 1870.

So according to Pope Leo, one of the following has to be true:

1. He is wrong
2. The Catholic Church once was living open in defiance of God.
3. God’s nature changes and though capital punishment was once allowed, He changed His mind because our society is so modern now.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

"Step out of line"? Do you think it's reasonable to shoot up a military base and murder a pregnant woman?

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

God ordered the death penalty to preserve the dignity of the person by punishing those who would discard that dignity.

The recent Popes disagreeing with every single Pope who came before them lol