the great sloth hawk

News and updates from the Great Sloth Hawk, the governing deity for undergraduate mock trial competition.

[the great sloth hawk @greatslothhawk]

@AMTAMockTrial @NYUMockTrial and here was the result of that work: The Great Sloth Hawk and the Quest for the 2010 Championship DVD.

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“Why dads great till they gotta be great? Take my cane, hit me straight in my face.” -Parker Paige, Probably
#mocktrial #statevryder #amta

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@PrankInvasion Studying for the LSAT to actually get a 174.

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A distant relative: rumor has it this creature was seen just seconds before Elias attacked Chris Villafana.

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It’s good to see that Hamline’s emergency alarm system is functioning in case of a robbery. #AMTANationals #BarrowDidIt #BarrowPulledtheAlarm

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Hardest game of Kahoot? Telling who is a coach and who has grey hair as part of their Jessie Hearst character.

[Curious About The Open Bids @AboutBids]

@jgw225 any update on the open bid list? #CuriousTeam

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When you don't call the party rep but still have them sit at counsel table. https://t.co/jgMqKutbOk

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The Omnibus Pretrial Orders are missing from the Full Case File. Someone is going to get smote over there @AMTAMockTrial

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@Ethan_Asher94 The Great Sloth Hawk remembers.

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Too real.

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The Great Sloth Hawk going easy on these kids. Back in the day each attorney had to write 4 crosses, up-hill both ways, in the snow.

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There is no tab room to tell about your judging conflicts in real life. https://t.co/kmWTY149Qr

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@KarinaVerna @RenegadeMock May the Rules of Evidence be with you.

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.@AMTAMockTrial Check the back of ur Midlands Case Law for secret messages in invisible ink.

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When you don't get a bid out of ORCS. @AMTAMockTrial

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When you are hitting a powerhouse team and are trying not to seem intimidated at captains.

[julia @juIiaoiIer]

I love mock trial

[the great sloth hawk @greatslothhawk]

AMTA rep requirement: being a sociopath, so you can not only delay announcing results, but fully enjoy the PTSD you create.

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The Great 🙌🏽 Sloth Hawk 🦅 promises that Jesse Parks ☕️ didn't bang 💦 anyone to get the job 📓. (maybe) 😏😏😏😈😈😈

[the great sloth hawk @greatslothhawk]

All players suffer lethal aneurysms from Turntable's qrate function. The NCAA calls AMTA & the mock trial teams compete. This is the result: