Gruff Carpo

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

If we’re looking for three teams worse than #Pompey this season, I suggest we start looking in League One.

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

@3LadsInThePub Get in some sports psychologists and motivational speakers to convince this lot they are Championship quality. Then replace 90% of them in January with proper Championship players.

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

@Quoti_Puglia #salentoincendio

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

When we found out Regan Poole was out for the season, I was worried. When the news came out about Robertson I was terrified. For very good reason, watching this. #Pompey

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

Doesn’t look good for Colby Bishop unfortunately. PUP #Pompey

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

Watching #Pompey just isn’t fun. It’s boring, predictable, insipid, unentertaining. Front four pretty much lightweight and clueless all game. The only thing that will save Mousinho this season is if we miraculously remain in touching distance of playoffs.

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

@AlexChalkChelt @LSB_EngandWal @sra_solicitors Your defence of Lee Anderson today was pathetic. You had a chance to come across as a decent human being and you failed miserably.

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

@thameswater I have heard nothing from you about my water meter installation since the appointment on March 29. I'm still paying my bill on a very expensive rateable value. Please can you tell me when I will get my meter and when my bill will be reduced?

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

@johnredwood If Tory MPs want to win back Conservative voters they should join a different political party. You lot are toast!

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

I’d like to take this opportunity to congratulate the most unentertaining #Pompey squad for many a year on punching above their weight and easily avoiding relegation this year.

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

Overhit passes, underhit passes, passes to no one, shots high and wide, poor crosses… just another mediocre #Pompey performance in yet another mediocre season.

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

If that first half doesn’t convince #Pompey fans that the vast majority of this squad will never be good enough for a promotion push, nothing will.

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

You’d think a red card to the opposition keeper and an immediate 1-0 lead would mean a relatively relaxing night. Instead I was tearing my hair out at that error-strewn and panicky 1st half #Pompey display

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

@johnredwood Can you sing that in Welsh please?

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

@3LadsInThePub Another Pompey performance where we’ve successfully avoided testing the opposition keeper.

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

@kevinlewis34 @pompey_Freddie1 She’s also a better comedian than you.

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

@spenaldo73 Our League 2 nearly-relegated-to-conference team would destroy this lot.

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

@VJR___ @LarryMellor @ITAAirways Thank you for the advice! And good luck with your lost luggage claim. #ItaAirways really need to learn to treat their customers with care. This robotic, impersonal ‘customer service’ and lack of accountability is disgraceful. A phone call with a ‘sorry’ would have been nice!

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

@ITAAirways Arrived in Brindisi from London yesterday via connecting flight at Linate. Luggage did not arrive. More than 24 hours later, your online tracker says you're still searching for it. We rang customer service number provided and got no help. Where is our luggage please?

[Gruff Carpo @greatuncleape]

@ITAAirways We DMed you the code yesterday. We still have no response from #ItaAirways on this very stressful situation. Why the lack of communication and consideration for your customers? 48 hours and counting…