Gregothy

please disregard

[Gregothy @grebagy]

. https://t.co/s0Lfj6HmeG

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To cuck is to be cucked

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You have to die saving a migrant child from a train if you want me to respect you as an a&r

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New @CheetosCanada slogan-

‘violates the geneva convention…

Of cheese’

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She be the change on my you want to see till i in the world

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Wanna tattoo of a snake suckin cock

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🎵G-A-T-T-A-C-A youre not fit for ouuuterspace🎵

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It costs the exact same amount of acid to just write a new song

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I want Jeffery dahmer’s sourdough starter

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Just so i can get ahead of it: a global competition to figure out what the all-new ‘mystery flavor’ oreos are, and its revealed that theyre just regular oreo flavor.
$450,000,000 idea istg

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Im like your friends boyfriend who’s annoying but theres no friend you just know me directly

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Im buying federally regulated screws we are not the same (they are very expensive)

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Wdym i only have an 81% survival rate

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A willingness to be wrong

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EVERYONE has something they think theyve figured out that no one else has
Isnt that weird?????

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Im not entirely sure being a sick motherfucker is a valid tax write off

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I absolutely cannot hang. 0 chill.

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Beer yogurt

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Okay hemmingway, but can you write any short poems that *dont* make the nike corporation look like assholes?

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Oh you think you’re so tough?
Then why is it I’ll never truly experience myself the way others do?

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I should just be tim pool