Kathryn Berg

(she/her) time is money, money is power, power is pizza, pizza is knowledge

[Kathryn Berg @grebtak]

If I do anything notable during this lifetime, I hope it is that I am the one to turn the tide from short-sleeve, long-pants pajamas to long-sleeve, short-pants pajamas. This is what we deserve!

[Kathryn Berg @grebtak]

@Atom_Person the Meek is a 10

[Kathryn Berg @grebtak]

@Atom_Person I recuse

[Kathryn Berg @grebtak]

Seeing my order has shipped: 🤩
Clicking the tracking number: 🤩
“Label was created”: 🤡

[Kathryn Berg @grebtak]

@Atom_Person I thought you meant “enough Julia Louis-Dreyfus” and I was offended

[Kathryn Berg @grebtak]

@Atom_Person weird, me too

[Kathryn Berg @grebtak]

LED headlights should be fucking illegal

[Kathryn Berg @grebtak]

in my defense it is not that far-fetched

[Kathryn Berg @grebtak]

I asked the bartender if his tattoo was Bill Pullman but it was Herb Brooks 🥴

[Charlie @Atom_Person]

CBB Wooo!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Deepest, Sharpest Images Of Distant Universe Pale In Comparison To Lisa Frank Folder https://t.co/MvpJh4WUCX

[Kathryn Berg @grebtak]

@Atom_Person I am Scum Hat

[Kathryn Berg @grebtak]

My 21 frozen eggs and I are really glad we live in Minnesota. My eggs and I love you @GovTimWalz

[Kathryn Berg @grebtak]

still thinking about facetiming my niece with my mom on sunday. we adjusted the phone so she could see us both and my niece said “no, I just want to see aunt kc.” big downer for grandma, huge victory for me. will be riding this high for 6-8 months.

[Kathryn Berg @grebtak]

I’ve seen people post about seeing models using wheelchairs, or wearing a hijab, or many other underrepresented realities. I thought I understood how seen it made them feel, but just now I saw this beaut on @Aerie. I DID NOT GET IT BEFORE. NOW I GET IT. 🥹

[Kathryn Berg @grebtak]

both my antidepressants are trending today. I might like this new Twitter!

[Kathryn Berg @grebtak]

Isn’t it so weird how we age and are older than people born later than we were?

[Kathryn Berg @grebtak]

Riley: *plays Timber*
A person who we will not be hanging out with ever again: “this reminds me of middle school”
Us: 🫠

[Kathryn Berg @grebtak]

was Steve Martin born with white hair

[Kathryn Berg @grebtak]

This is…The best thing that has ever happened to me.

[Minnesota State Fair @mnstatefair]

🎉 Grandstand Announcement 🎉 @Pitbull - Can't Stop Us Now Summer Tour 2022 with very special guest @IGGYAZALEA will join us at the #mnstatefair Grandstand on Aug. 28, 2022! Tickets are on sale Friday, April 15th at 10 a.m.

Learn more: https://t.co/6C20xpcBai