Aris, comical genius

this is where all my thoughts come to die.

dream young think big.

[Aris, comical genius @GreedAlmighty_]

I got so much microplastics in me when i get kicked in the balls it sounds like lego star wars

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Chatgpt, what's the average draw time on an American officers service weapon?

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do you think if mosquito's ate too much nacho cheese they would become quesosquito's?

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While I am angry it is ending, @playSUPERVIVE deserved to fail. They did it to themselves.

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man i hate it when dr strange uses his portals and i lose so many frames i end up crashing my car on the highway
#MarvelRivals

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I am a machine that turns sunlight into pure unadulterated stupidity

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I got balls like Vegeta, as big as a dragon
I need a wife like bulma, a smartie with a wagon

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if you ever feel like ending it all just remember that you were born in the same time that @tonyhawk and animal crossing exists, notably the two coolest things we have up to this point.

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Hawks sqauwking at the birds mocking in the sock hopping race flocking off the rock. Gotta be popping and locking in like Christopher Walken moon walking down the block ready to clock in for restocking his smooth talking to the ladies rocking the name Jane Hawkins - Eminem maybe

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To each and every company that used to offer 1 free birthday entree that has downgraded to a free side instead, YALL CHEAP ASS BUMS! 🖕

RIP Birthday Burrito

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Who up jacking their ripper?

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Invest in Satuah coin now!
#notarugpull #notarugpull

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@PlayOverwatch Priority requeue

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Can you add Sombra to stadium @PlayOverwatch ? Asking for a friend

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Sorry I meant this guy @hy0tic

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I mean it @Hy0ti

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I mean it @Hy0ti

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Don't you dare steal these tweets? Kevin, I'll f****** kill you

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Don't you dare steal these tweets? Kevin, I'll f****** kill you

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Emma Stone actually died on the set of spider-man 2, they have been weekend at Bernie'sing her body ever since.

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I want to be like Spider-Man, Known all across the nation

I want my fans obsessed with me like J. Jonah Jameson.

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God made us with flaws on purpose Because If we were flawless we would not be able to make good TV. God wanted breaking bad and we gave it to him.