Elo.green

You may not like me, but you WILL respect me! SHE is married. He & Her are Arsenal fans. Christ Loved Us First.

[Elo.green @green_elo]

It’s just Twitter!
It’s just Twitter!
It’s just Twitter!

You don’t need to be cocky
You don’t need to be a snob
You don’t need to be rude
You don’t need to look down on people.

Save these reactions for your reality.

Again, it’s just Twitter!

[Elo.green @green_elo]

Accounts Head: From NGN600K
>6 yrs exp.
(ICAN/certified + FIRS negotiation, budgeting & financial reporting).

Ops Manager: from NGN380K
3 yrs exp.
(Manage drivers, plan projects, budgeting, good idea of trucks & cranes). @Gidi_Traffic
@UnilagOlodo #jobsinlagos #JobVacancy

[Elo.green @green_elo]

A company is looking for
Crane Operator:
3 years experience or more + certificte
NGN150–200K + daily allowance up to 180k/month
Deadline - Sept. 12 - Location: Lagos
Send your cv to [email protected]
@Gidi_Traffic @UnilagOlodo pls. RTW

[Elo.green @green_elo]

@chowdeck @ChowdeckSupport I know you want them on your side, but you need to consider the buyers, the environment etc. I had different portions in different plates delivered to me at work and I was so embarrassed. I love Chowdeck so much cos your response time is A1 but check why we patronise others too.

[Elo.green @green_elo]

I like the idea of @chowdeck @ChowdeckSupport but they have a long way to go because tell me why I'm ordering a takeaway pack per portion. It makes absolutely no sense. So if I buy 4 portions of jollof, I get each portion in 4 different packs - SUSTAINABILITY where? 🤮

[Elo.green @green_elo]

@itbidemi 😆
With how some Nigerians love toxicity, bad behaviour, repulsinveness and vileness, I'll be surprised if they don't win 🤣
Nigeria--------5🤝🏾6--------Wickedness/bad behaviour.

[Elo.green @green_elo]

Everyone is tweeting about Wanni x Handi being immature and petty, then who are the Kids posting comments like "My Queens, My Energy goddesses, The air we breathe"?
What was that cringe show? "Poof poof poof..." 🥲 #BigBrotherNaija #nolooseguard

[Elo.green @green_elo]

If you are a Cook/chef at Mega chicken, please can you enter my DM. I want us to be tight friends, please. I'd like to get the recipe to your beans because ahah? 😭

[Elo.green @green_elo]

@gtbank it's becoming uncontrollably irritating, the amount of emails and SMS you send to me marketing your N44 shares @NgComCommission please do something about this spam and @gtbank_help

[Elo.green @green_elo]

@TheIgboWolf Are you okay? I was following the story seriously 🤣

[Elo.green @green_elo]

Seriously, @MTNNG you need to tell us why we would buy a sim and persistent Northerners would be calling the line nonstop with 'Inakwana?'.
Who's selling our numbers?
Why do they keep calling even when you tell them it's a wrong number?
Are they lonely?
Is it deliberate?

[Elo.green @green_elo]

@ChidiCEECEO Just so you don’t end up being the fool 😂

[Elo.green @green_elo]

@PriyeDavid 5 bottles of beer for the guy in the white jacket and blue pants at the back.

[Elo.green @green_elo]

@cooltechtipz Getting ready to buy my Chinese Evergreen ❤️

[Elo.green @green_elo]

Is there nobody going for a wedding tomorrow? I really just want to try my new makeup skills and eat party jollof. 😭

[Elo.green @green_elo]

@TheTaiwoQueen Happy Birthday 🎊

[Inferam @InferamAI]

How To Solve A Rubix Cube

[Elo.green @green_elo]

I just thought of this yesterday, wow!

[Fernando Cao @thefernandocz]

It starts with a concept called "Hara Hachi Bu".

This 2500-year-old Confucian teaching instructs people to eat until they're 80% full.

But it's more than just portion control...

It's about mindful eating and listening to your body.

The result?

[Elo.green @green_elo]

@fawogyimiiko2 Olodo

[Elo.green @green_elo]

@SimplyFinesse01 Luxembourg
Chad
Italy
Greece
Malta
Algeria
Haiti
Russia

[Elo.green @green_elo]

@bint_Kaffy What the fuck is this? You are Car Accident? Mscheeeew