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[ΚG @green_kellya]

The Hank Aaron tribute tonight 🥺🥺🥺

[ΚG @green_kellya]

You ever just want to like iunno not wake up for a few days? Like solid 72hr nap

[Amanda Goetz @AmandaMGoetz]

Women are fertile for roughly 24 days a year. Men are fertile for 365.

Want to prevent unwanted pregnancies? You are creating laws for the wrong group.

[️️️️ ️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️ ️️ @eli_xoo]

sometimes i talk to myself and we both laugh.

[Terri Irwin @TerriIrwin]

Today is a special day to remember Steve’s mission and message. He was determined to inspire us to be Wildlife Warriors, protecting wildlife & wild places. We can honour his legacy by remembering that every animal is precious...even the ones with big teeth!
#NationalWildlifeDay

[ΚG @green_kellya]

@lanaspeaking I think I need to hear you sing colder weather

[C. G. Brown (@[email protected]) @brokenbeatnik]

I’ma say this again.
A hurricane.
Went from New Orleans.
To New York.
OVER LAND.
And had enough juice to spawn tornadoes and shut down THE WHOLE SUBWAY.
But this is just normal and we don’t need to mitigate climate change in any way.

[ΚG @green_kellya]

Y’all even got me listening to CLB. Shit slaps 🔥

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

The FDA officially approved the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine, reaffirming its safety and effectiveness. The vaccines are our best defense against COVID-19. If you have not done so already, it is time to get the shot.

[yell “NURSE!” for me @thebigattitude]

"THEY CAN'T MANDATE NURSES BE VACCINATED"
.....homie I know I was not the only one to have to bring vaccine records of every shot I've received since I was born AND have titers drawn to work here.
"BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN IT"
what was in your MMR/hep B/TDAP?

[Emily Sears @emilysears]

Imagine going back in time to the Tuberculosis outbreak with a TB vaccine and having people be like no thanks I don’t want it

[lex @lexpricee]

i can’t believe i was in a whole ass sorority and sang songs and did dances in matching outfits pls

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Zero - ZERO - pediatric ICU beds left in Texas. Guess being “pro-life” is easier in platitudes than practice.

[ΚG @green_kellya]

@emily4puppies This was my exact thought! Same with my knees!

[ΚG @green_kellya]

Genuinely wondering why bath tubs aren’t big enough for a grown up

[ΚG @green_kellya]

PLZ NO

[WSB-TV @wsbtv]

Thousands of people headed to Atlanta this weekend for NBA All-Star game https://t.co/gV98kbJVbJ

[ΚG @green_kellya]

@lanaspeaking Oh no. Ohhhh no. Not Frank.

[ΚG @green_kellya]

🙃

[Human Mel @melhuman]

So just to confirm, this is the worst anyone's felt since the start of the pandemic, right? Like it's not just me?

[ΚG @green_kellya]

Why does it look like everything in the super bowl is being filmed in portrait mode?

[ΚG @green_kellya]

Diabetes 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 a 👏🏼 luxury!

[beetisboi (like diabetes and boy together) @beetisboi]

Diabetes is a luxury priced disease