Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏

Kris Dreemurr
17 years old
(accounts date is to bypass age restrictions)
They/Them Nonbinary 💛💜🖤
I like pie and I’m always looking for oomfs.

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

Oh shoot… they’re asleep.
Well this is Kris… though they seem tired…
They’d love to get to know you guys!
…but they need to wake up first…
Yall should do something about this…
[INTERACTION BAIT]
#PARODYTWT #PTWT #DELTARUNE #

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

@3NDL3SSBR0DC4ST *[yes ten a.]

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

@WiSHUPoNaSt4R_ *[ot means you’re fun.]

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

*[…I feel a strong sense of… DETERMINATION coming from you… mind telling me what I’m sensing?]

[Frisk @WiSHUPoNaSt4R_]

[Muse/Mun Info!]

* …hm?

* Have we met before?

* . . .

* I didn’t think so.

* Well, allow me to change that by introducing myself!

* I’m Frisk. It’s good to meet you.

* . . .

* You want to learn about me?

* Sure, let’s see…

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

@Th4tsMyDream

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

@h3artands0u1 *[AHEM! What are your goals?]

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

@A_RandomChara *[yknow I was looking more so for Max Wimbly… but this works too ig… AW SHIT it’s for, “Adults,” …why do the adults get all the good shit! Filthy gatekeepers!]

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

@kasaneruki *[…thanks..?]

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

@WiSHUPoNaSt4R_ It’s okay, I didn’t notice, and they don’t know how to read for shit…

*[hey fuck you]

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

@WiSHUPoNaSt4R_ *[Chara huh..? Y’know I know a chara too! I bet they’re a very nice person…]

Kris’s face twists

*[actually a lot of those names are familiar… so it’s either mother adopted another human… or…]

Kris’s eyes widen

*[it’s like sans said… A-ANYWAY! You sure are a riot kid.]

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

@Timid_Doe *[y-yeah… WE are gonna beat the ever living (intermediate) shit out of them… and then forgive them cuz they lowkey might be doing it for the greater good of hometown… just getting silly don’t mind that last part…]

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

@WiSHUPoNaSt4R_ *[huh… right. Forget I said that. Tell me, you have any friends?]

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

And to send you to bed, a failed attempt at Noelle… it creeps me out… night chat!

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

@WiSHUPoNaSt4R_ [huh… tell me. How does it change you? Do you feel… different? Do you feel displeased… or like you aren’t truly… you?]

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

@Timid_Doe *[dessapointment]

Kris thought to themself, but then spoke.

*[noelle, you can’t fit those shoes… because that’s not what you were made for. You keep fixating on filling such a hole in your parent’s hearts, it’ll be like losing both kids for them. Show them Noelle, true Noelle]

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

@Hopecrossheart *[yooooo… who would dooo that… don’t anger my girl susie bruhhh… yeah if ANYONE makes a fountain they’re facing OUR wrath…]

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

@A_RandomChara *[…fuck… you made a deal with the worst possible candidate…]

{H3Y H3Y [HAYDAY SALES!] MY D33LS R [ALL DAY FAIR]!}

*[…okay okay… let me.. try something…]

As they say this their face distorts with a look of uncomfort

Kris’s soul shines on Chara

{HOLY CUNGADERO!}

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

*[those glasses… they look familiar. and if I know anything about those glasses, they are NOT somebody should normally have!]

they attempt to wake them up

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚. ❤️🌼 ( ᴅᴇᴀʟᴍᴀᴋᴇʀ ᴀʀᴄ ) @A_RandomChara]

[[ Open interaction, also a bit of a lore drop if you want to. ]]

* (You saw a faint flash of light while walking around, so you scavenged around, trying to find its source. It didn't take long to find it. It was a person, passed out in a pool of their own blood with a pair

+

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

@h3artands0u1

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

*[..? You have some questions for me? Go right ahead]

INTERACTION BAIT TIME!!!

I stole this.

Open to ANYONE (though I might have to do some research for some.)

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

@A_RandomChara Before chara could take them fully Kris held one end.

*[What are you DOING?! You’re going to kill yourself dealing with that slimy Italian greaseball midget scammer!]

{D0N’t [listen to me] 2 THaT {{Pisano!}} [Wii]… [U] c@n g3T BIGGER! [with results in less than an hour!]}

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

@BomberDoesMML

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

@UTDRDarkPrince *[7 rings in hand.]

[Kris Dreemurr 🍎🍏 @greenapplekris]

@BomberDoesMML dw bro, if you want you can switch to any character you want for this post alone. Here’s your temporary parody ticket!